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Hot Guys Doing Horoscopes

November 15, 2011

Hey there friends, Romans and countrymen. Apologies for not posting for a spell. I’ve been out of town and taking care of business, so I thought I’d throw my ladies and gays a little eye candy to make up for it. Sorry, straight dudes. You can grab a Maxim.

If you’re into astrology  and “What’s your sign?” and all that jazz — or if you just like looking at hot guys — I highly suggest this site. I’m no psychic, but I see masturbation in your future.

I like Mr. Virgo the best (below). Yummy. Which is your favorite?

12 Comments leave one →
  1. December 5, 2011 6:07 pm

    I’m a Virgo, but I just spent the last twenty minutes drooling over Aries/Cancer and Gemini/Capricorn. What are they saying? No idea. Words? What? What are words?

    And why is Taurus/Libra putting clothing ON?! What is this??

  2. November 23, 2011 6:39 am

    They should take their clothes off and read to us in seductive hushed tones….mhmmm yum!

  3. November 16, 2011 10:26 pm

    I totally agree with J…they should be naked…

  4. Dee permalink
    November 15, 2011 5:37 pm

    I’d rather watch porn. Wait, there are no hot guys in porn…Still. The most attractive of the bunch is the one who did the Aries/Cancer spiel. Now he is masturbation-worthy. lol

    • November 15, 2011 10:42 pm

      Yeah, he is definitely orgasm-inducing.

      And the only hot guys in porn are in gay porn. It’s just not fair.

  5. November 15, 2011 4:31 pm

    I’m not about to be picky…no way, no how.

  6. November 15, 2011 1:06 pm

    So confused, so very very confused.

  7. November 15, 2011 12:34 pm

    I mean – why aren’t they naked?

    • November 15, 2011 10:34 pm

      Oh, I know! What’s with this “leaving something to the imagination” BS?

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