Obligatory Post on Penis Size
What kind of single female blogger would I be if I didn’t include at least one post on penis size? I know, it’s been talked about to death. I’ve even talked about it quite a few times. But this time, I’m going to answer the “Does size matter?” question once and for all. Well, probably not, but I did go ahead and write about it.
You can find the post over on Singles Warehouse. And the lovely folks over there also posted it to Your Tango and GalTime. Pretty cool, eh?
And there’s another surprise there. I totally talk about Jon Hamm’s giant penis and there’s totally a picture of Jon Hamm’s giant penis, too! I’m not shitting you. Look!
And now, a moment of silence to mourn the divorce of Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman, after 30 years of marriage. I’m pretty distraught. If they can’t make it, what hope is there for the rest of us regular-sized people?
And with that, I bid you good day.
I have to say the most hilarious phenomenon for me is the way a guy’s penis size changes based on the girl’s relationship with him. She’s dating him, he’s massive. She has a good break up with him, he’s actually average. Shitastic break up? He’s suddenly three inches long and is about as wide as a pencil. Gets me every time.
Word to the wise: big dick=industrial sized bottle of lubrication (Wet is really good actually. Their industrial size is about half a liter).
I had never seen the Hamm’s monster
It’s bit terrifying 
Loved your post on penis size, finally someone who got it right 
A Blogging Award for you: http://righttobitch.com/2012/10/16/my-right-to-bitch-hardware-the-booker-award/
Thanks for the laughs!
Hey! Thanks, man! I’m verklempt! *Chokes back tears*
No problem — you rock!!