What kind of single female blogger would I be if I didn’t include at least one post on penis size? I know, it’s been talked about to death. I’ve even talked about it quite a few times. But this time, I’m going to answer the “Does size matter?” question once and for all. Well, probably not, but I did go ahead and write about it.
You can find the post over on Singles Warehouse. And the lovely folks over there also posted it to Your Tango and GalTime. Pretty cool, eh?
And there’s another surprise there. I totally talk about Jon Hamm’s giant penis and there’s totally a picture of Jon Hamm’s giant penis, too! I’m not shitting you. Look!
And now, a moment of silence to mourn the divorce of Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman, after 30 years of marriage. I’m pretty distraught. If they can’t make it, what hope is there for the rest of us regular-sized people?
And with that, I bid you good day.
Categories: Guest Post, In My Most Excellent Opinion
Single Girl Blogging 
LOl…..Lol…. I was married 30 years….LOl
Did you know that Penis size is directly related to why women leave their man! Just saying!
I don’t believe that for ONE second.
Yes maybe… she left me after 30 years
News flash: If it took 30 years it wasn’t the size of your dick.
Lol… Yes true as that never was an issue… we grew apart sadly but did true and spice it up somewhat. I enjoyed it but My Ex later regrated what we did. She was prepared to just swim along but i decided it was time to go different directions. Looking back I was married to a lovely woman and sexy that had no sex drive…. She did glow in that short time and I hope she saw that in herself..
LOl…..Lol…. I was married 30 years….LOl
Kinda agree with Single Girlie here – if you were together for 30 years it wasn’t that.
I must say it was great… just grew apart… as for what i have… I love the size
I have to say the most hilarious phenomenon for me is the way a guy’s penis size changes based on the girl’s relationship with him. She’s dating him, he’s massive. She has a good break up with him, he’s actually average. Shitastic break up? He’s suddenly three inches long and is about as wide as a pencil. Gets me every time.
That’s quite funny! Maybe it has something to do with the initial feelings you have to someone new. It’s so amazing – it’s OK – I never really loved him anyway.
That’s quite funny. I wonder if it’s like when you first dating someone – “It’s amazing — It’s OK — I never really loved him anyway!”
Actually, I will admit the last bf was huge, even though he was a complete asshole to me. I give props where props are due. 🙂
Word to the wise: big dick=industrial sized bottle of lubrication (Wet is really good actually. Their industrial size is about half a liter).
Good to know!
Lubrication helps so that the condom doesn’t break. VERY IMPORTANT!
So true!
I had never seen the Hamm’s monster 🙂 It’s bit terrifying 😉 Loved your post on penis size, finally someone who got it right 🙂
Couldn’t agree more – it’s an accurate post for sure!
Got to see one in a 3some with my wife at the time…He was a 9 inch…. and she took it all..
What and no ouch noises???
I had the sound down on the video recorder…Lol. However she looked to be having a great time.
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Thanks for the laughs!
Hey! Thanks, man! I’m verklempt! *Chokes back tears* 🙂
No problem — you rock!!
It’s one of the best posts ever so it deserved an award for sure!
Well, hello there! You’re late to the party..
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