Huh? I’m Nominated for Best Sex Blog by LA Weekly!
What the holy motherfucking lord of what? Somehow, by the grace of something, I’ve been nominated for Best Sex Blog in the LA Weekly Web Awards 2013! I feel extra honored because LA Weekly is a pretty cool alternative weekly rag that people actually read. I’m giddier than a Japanese businessman at a Girl Scout convention!
And guess what else? I was recently named one of the 10 Best Funny Dating Blogs by DatingAdvice.com. Squee! Am I a dating blog? Am I a funny blog? Am I a sex blog? Oh, the labels are killing me. I suppose I’m a bit of all three. I don’t care — I’ll gladly take the adulation where I can get it since love and life has so furiously shit on my face then pointed and laughed and slapped its knee (womp-womp).
Enough yacking. Please vote for me by July 19.
Oh, you want a button? Fine. So difficult.
Thank you! Virtual tongue kisses to all!