Whoa. Filling out this section is about as painful as filling out an online dating profile. Anyone who has ever filled out an online dating profile will totally get my pain.
Here’s the thing: I can’t decide if this is a humor blog or a singles blog. So let’s just say I could easily cry about my single life, but I choose to laugh instead. And I hope you do, too. Sometimes I just write weird stuff. Like that last sentence. I write about penises a pretty decent amount. Oh, and I live in Los Angeles, so that’s funny.
For the most part, 87% of what I say you should not take seriously. It’s on you to figure out which 87%.
Fun fact: As I write this I am wearing a giant pink onesie. Alright, this has been awkward enough. I gotta go.
Offers of jewels or book deals may be sent to singlegirlie [at] ymail [dot] com.
NO DAMN SOLICITORS.