being single

I’m Single Again

I have a confession to make: I’m single. Yes, again. Now, I realize many of you may be furrowing your brow and looking up at the blog title, wondering if you are in the right place and thinking, uh, when was she not single? Rest assured, you’re not crazy (or […]

Best of 2011

Happy motherfucking 2012! Whew, there’s nothing like a gratuitous F-bomb to kick off my first blog post of the year. I recently stumbled across a blog that dedicated an entire page to explaining why it was “F-bomb free.” I think he was a dad and felt the need to be, […]

The Charlie Sheen of Dating

Are you tired of being single? No, I mean really tired of being single? No, I mean so tired of being single you are about to go Charlie Sheen on the world’s ass if you don’t find someone to love, like, now? Yes? I think you’ve found your soul mate… […]

Please Don’t Make Me Do It

Now that I’m alone again, naturally, most of society expects me to engage in a heinous ritual that, while torturous, and if practiced for an unspecified length of time, might lead me to true love. Being that it is so distasteful, I have a severe aversion to this ritual. I […]

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