Hidey ho, reader! I know I haven’t been posting as regularly as usual, but I assure you I have not been abducted by misogynistic pygmies, or anyone else for that matter.
I could give you a million reasons — I’ve been buried at work, my corn’s been acting up, I’ve been having nonstop violent sex with Denny DelVecchio… You know, the usual excuses. But they don’t really matter, do they?
I will say this: yes, I am still seeing Tom. But I don’t much like to write about him anymore. It’s one thing to write about random dates who I’ll never see again, but quite another to write about your relationship. It just doesn’t quite feel right to me. So, being that this is a single girl’s blog, I’ve been a tad stumped in coming up with material.
Well, that’s kinda lame. I’ve got a thousand stories and opinions on the subject in my back pocket that I could write about. So it really is an issue of time. Dang, I just said I wasn’t going to give that excuse, didn’t I? I lie like a fly with a booger in my eye.
You see, I can’t just pump out a blog post in a half hour like some bloggers do. I’m super anal and I edit and re-edit like crazy. I don’t like to post a bunch of random stuff (like this) just to post. I only want to post something I’m at least moderately proud of (although I certainly have published posts I’m not crazy about in the past).
What I’m trying to say is that it takes time for me to write a good post and at the moment, I don’t have a lot of this “time.” If I could buy some at the store, or even online, I would. If there is a time store I am unaware of, please let me know. Also, if you are a blogger who would like to share their secrets on how you find the time to post, please do!
But don’t despair, I have no plans to abandon this blog. It’s just been a little tough lately. I think about you guys every day. In fact, I’m hoping to have a shiny new post for you next week.
And if there’s a subject you’d like me to write about, feel free to suggest it. But please don’t be offended if I don’t rise to the challenge. I need to feel I have something meaningful to contribute on the topic.
So there’s my update. Sorry so lame. I usually hate to post housekeeping-type stuff like this, but felt it was appropriate since I’ve been a little MIA.
For your viewing pleasure, please to check out this video about an old man who got a hot piece of tail. See? Relationships can come in all forms.
UPDATE: They have found that Maria is a Mario. That’s right, she’s a boy, and evidently, gay. Someone spotted him shaking a tail feather in a cage at Trunk’s in West Hollywood.
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