So was last week as sucky for you as it was for me and pretty much everyone else I know? Seriously, all my friends have reported an abhorrent week, and mine indeed was positively titsified. And I’m not even on my period.
(I’m not certain what titsified means but it was used by one of my Twitter BFFs @scullerymouse and I quite liked it so I stole it and decided it means “frightfully fucked up.” I’m very pleased to have expanded my vocabulary.)
Anyway. What gives? Are the gods angry? Did Mars take a crap on Saturn?
Then, by the grace of all that is holy, I saw this video yesterday and it made me laugh harder than I have all year (save, perhaps, for the bag scene in Django Unchained – GO SEE IT). So have a laugh on me, and be sure to wait until the end…
Here’s to next week not being such a shit show. xo
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Single Girl Blogging 
Thank you! Love your Blog! Very entertaining!
Thank you, sweetie!
Haha. That Sh!T never fails. Literally! LOL!
wow what a video?
If it makes you feel any better, my day has been absolutely horrible. I could chuck the whole blogging thing today.
But I probably won’t.
Because I’m an aidiot.
Yep, there’s a reason I always keep a piece of opaque tape over the webcam lens, so this kind of thing never accidentally leaks out to the internetz…
Or, here’s an idea… WIPE YO ASS!!!
omg this is hilarious !!!
I know, right? I nearly fell off my dildo!
*projectile*
I didn’t know whether to laugh or projective vomit all over the screen-maybe both at the same time! Bleauuuuur! His strip tease was shit-literally! 🙂
Hahaha. Projectile laugh-vomit?
Thanks to Adam’s comment, I won’t be watching this.
Oh, cheese and crackers, it’s NOT that bad. It’s hysterical. Adam’s just sensitive 😉
P.S. You read the comments before the post?
Lol ok you win. I’ll check it out.
Sometimes I do that (check out comments before posts) just to get a feedback first.
Two things:
1.) why did I watch this?
2.) why did I watch this?
1. Because it is awesome.
2. There is an important lesson to be learned here for all men. Check your rear view before attempting strip tease.
So what ya think he ate that made him juice the caboose?
Well, I think they’re French, so maybe snails. But I just thought it was a super fortified skid mark.
Maybe he ran outta detergent? And toilet paper? So many questions…
Maybe he’s just a GUY. A friend of mine said she bets guys watch this and are like, what’s the problem? (I’m sure you’re very clean, though.) 🙂
I’m a lot cleaner than this dirty bung. Oui indeed!