What the holy motherfucking lord of what? Somehow, by the grace of something, I’ve been nominated for Best Sex Blog in the LA Weekly Web Awards 2013! I feel extra honored because LA Weekly is a pretty cool alternative weekly rag that people actually read. I’m giddier than a Japanese businessman at a Girl Scout convention!
And guess what else? I was recently named one of the 10 Best Funny Dating Blogs by DatingAdvice.com. Squee! Am I a dating blog? Am I a funny blog? Am I a sex blog? Oh, the labels are killing me. I suppose I’m a bit of all three. I don’t care — I’ll gladly take the adulation where I can get it since love and life has so furiously shit on my face then pointed and laughed and slapped its knee (womp-womp).
Enough yacking. Please vote for me by July 19.
Oh, you want a button? Fine. So difficult.
Thank you! Virtual tongue kisses to all!