You know those annoying holiday photo cards that you get every December from your smug married friends? Yeah, the puke-inducing space taker-uppers plastered with kids in Santa hats that generally go in the trash right about this time. Well, we singles may now rejoice, because I’ve dreamed up 5 fun ways to get yourself banned from those holiday card mailing lists forever!
I’ve taken a little gig over at Long Awkward Pause – a pretty kick-ass humor site, where I’ll be contributing about once a month (or more). So please check out my post there right now. Oh, come on, it’s just one click. You exert more energy yawning, for crying out loud.
Here’s a button you can push if it helps:
You can thank me in cash.
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