5 Fun Ways to Get Banned From Holiday Photo Card Mailing Lists

holiday photo cardsYou know those annoying holiday photo cards that you get every December from your smug married friends? Yeah, the puke-inducing space taker-uppers plastered with kids in Santa hats that generally go in the trash right about this time. Well, we singles may now rejoice, because I’ve dreamed up 5 fun ways to get yourself banned from those holiday card mailing lists forever!

I’ve taken a little gig over at Long Awkward Pause – a pretty kick-ass humor site, where I’ll be contributing about once a month (or more). So please check out my post there right now. Oh, come on, it’s just one click. You exert more energy yawning, for crying out loud.

Here’s a button you can push if it helps:

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You can thank me in cash.

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