Not lettin’ go of this banana, yo.
Hey guys, I know I haven’t been blogging as much up here, and I know what a profoundly devastating effect that must have on all of your day to day lives. Hopefully you’ve mustered up the strength to carry on, but today I have some good news! I have been writing, just not here! Mama needs a J-O-B, yo, so I’m freelancing and building my portfolio.
So pull yourselves up from the deep, dark crevices of despair and check out these articles I’ve written. And if you happen to be a person who can give me one of these coveted J-O-Bs, then hit me up, like, stat! I’ll see the rest of you around here soon.
- 11 Totally Normal Things Women Get Self-Conscious About During Sex – WorldLifestyle
- 5 Online Dating Photos That Won’t Get You a Date – Time Out Los Angeles
- 5 Places to Find Freaky People in LA – Time Out Los Angeles
- Sad, But Social: If The Breakfast Club Cast Were Social Media Today – Elite Daily
- 12 Reasons She’s Not Responding to Your Online Dating Messages – WeLoveDates
- 7 Game-Changing Dating Strategies for 2015 – WeLoveDates
In other news, I honestly can’t stop listening to this new Carly Rae Jepsen song. I swear, it’s the new Dongs All Over the World.
Categories: Totally Random
Single Girl Blogging 
I’m new to this blog, just found it.
Your writing style is fun! Mama needs a J O B – LOL – I totally get it! Great blog -keep on moving it up.
you are to hoot…
thank you!
Nice to know for a naive like me….:)
Love your style of writing! Keep up the good work.
You’re still my main squeeze.
Put this photo on any dating site (like https://kovla.com/datings/us/new-york-city) and all ‘cool’ boys are yours, ha-ha.
Finally, did you eat the banana?
You are sooo very pretty!!
You should see my lazy eye and unibrow
Ah finally you’re back. I thought my life was ruined forever!
Cutie 😉
I will check out your writing, thanks for posting those! Yes you have been missed…I could use some wisdom right now!!
Thanks, Ann. Oh I don’t think you want to come to me for wisdom. You’re a smart woman!
Contrats! Gonna check ’em out right now.
Many thanks, Dom!
Still single, check. Still a girl (well woman), check. Just not blogging, check. I missed your postings, but am pleased about your other writing venues and expect that your creative inventiveness will lead to good things soon on the job front.
Thank you!