I am a single girl dating in Los Angeles. Sometimes. It's interesting.
As I mentioned a couple weeks ago, there has been some turbulence in my relationship with Tom. We had an awful fight, broke up, then missed each other and got back together. Right after we split, I really didn’t think I’d want to see him again. But then I did. […]
I met with my financial advisor yesterday. I have a financial advisor because, frankly, I couldn’t be buggered with making financial decisions and don’t know boo about investing. But I […]
I have many mottos. One of which is “the guest is best.” I normally use this phrase when referring to three-ways. Meaning if you’re going to be involved in a three-way, it’s better to be the guest, rather than the already established couple inviting a new partner into the bedroom […]
Hey y’all. I’m going through a hunka hunka burnin’ crap right now. Tom and I had a mondo-rific fight last week and I’ve been in utter turmoil. We’ve talked, not talked, texted, e-mailed, broken up, gotten back together… Many, many of you have sent me well wishes on Twitter and […]
I didn’t get them. But another girl at work did. It was her birthday. Everyone scurried over to her cubicle to admire the arrangement and coo, “Awwww, they’re beautiful, your boyfriend is so sweet!” Inside, we’re all thinking, “Lucky bitch. Why don’t I ever get flowers at work?” Or was […]
Being in a new relationship can be tricky. You’re figuring out each other’s quirks, deciding if he’s “the one,” holding in your farts… But the one thing we can all agree upon about new relationships: the sex rocks. You’re fucking and sucking ten times a day, it’s the best lovemaking […]
Tom’s parents are visiting for two weeks, and he wanted me to meet them. I knew I couldn’t fake an illness for that long, so I gave in and accepted that the frightful day had arrived. I was more nervous about meeting his parents than I have been with any […]
When it comes to the battle between men and women, it’s never pretty. Every single day, men bitch about women, women bitch about men, and we drive each other insane in the membrane. In short, we pretty much hate each other. Except for the sex part. But there is one […]
I don’t know what to write. But it’s Thursday night. I’ve made a commitment to write one blog post per week, tomorrow’s Friday and I’m spending the weekend with Tom. It’s not that I don’t have anything to write about. I could write about the top five best songs to […]
*TMI Alert* *TMI Alert* *TMI Alert* Once again, I have written a post that contains more information than some people would care to know about. So I have this handy little alert system to forewarn readers who are faint of heart. If you don’t want to know about the status […]
