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Naomi Lane

I am a single girl dating in Los Angeles. Sometimes. It's interesting.

The One That Got Away Got Married

I was stalking exes on Facebook the other night – something I rarely do. I especially make it a point to not look at one particular ex’s profile, because I know it generally amounts to no good. But I was feeling masochistic and was waxing blue anyway, so I went […]

Adventures in Thailand: The Happy Ending

I recently traveled to beautiful Thailand – land of cheap hookers, trannies and pad thai. Thailand is also famed for its cheap massages – something I took full advantage of during my stay. The Thais consider massage to be medicinal, and I completely agree. Massage is one of my favorite […]

Be a Baby, Why Don’t You?

Generally speaking, I’m not a huge fan of babies. I mean, I’ve nothing against them — I might even get one someday — but I don’t fuss and coo and go gaga when I see a baby. They’re just not that interesting to me. They’re kinda like fleshy blobs of […]

New Rule: The 5-Minute Date

I had a date the other night. It went pretty much the same way every single online date I’ve ever had has gone. We met for a drink and when I laid eyes on him I really wasn’t attracted physically. I wasn’t repulsed either, he just wasn’t someone I imagined […]

Don’t Date and Tweet

For those of you who don’t know, I am very active on Twitter (follow me!) I tweet all day long… *Tweet* I have muthertrucking cramps! *Tweet* STOP! Brownie time. *Tweet* Why the freak hasn’t Jorge texted back? You get the picture. I can even tweet from my phone, so why […]