I Ain’t Sayin’ I’m a Gold Digger
Because I’m not. Never have been. A lot of guys in Los Angeles complain that LA women are only interested in dating men with money. Clearly, they haven’t met me. […]
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Naomi Lane
I am a single girl dating in Los Angeles. Sometimes. It's interesting.
The New Mankini Leaves Absolutely Nothing to the Imagination
Gentlemen, is the search for the perfect summer beachwear bringing you down? Having trouble finding just the right swimsuit to effectively accentuate your man goods? Look no further. Now that summer […]
Time to Change: What Do You Think of My New Blog Design?
Someone really smart once said, “The only constant is change.” Ain’t that the truth. In fact, the only time when change is not a given is when you insert a […]
Interview with the Hot Male Strippers of La Bare
Move over, Channing Tatum. I’ve got the real Magic Mikes right here with me today: hunky hunks JD and David of La Bare, the new documentary about male strippers directed by […]
Straight Guys are Color Dumb and Oh Male Strippers Tomorrow
Hey, lucky readers, have I got a real treat for you this week! Huh? No, you didn’t win anything. Wait, don’t go! What’s so special is that I’ve got two […]
Gettin’ Some Dong in Vietnam
As I mentioned in my last post, I recently embarked on an extraordinarily exotic and much-needed vacation abroad. And after viewing the inspirational travel video, Dongs All Over the World […]
5 Tips for Vacation Sex
Vacation season is finally here, and that means this girlie is outta here starting next week, suckas. Sadly, it also means you won’t see a whole lotta me around these […]
Divergent Star Shailene Woodley’s Shocking Confession
In a shocking confession that rocked the pop culture world, Shailene Woodley, star of the blockbuster film Divergent, revealed that she has suffered from a severe form of bodily disfigurement…
Listen To Me Talk About Dating and Stuff on the Ask Women Podcast
For four long years, I have been a nameless, faceless, voiceless… um, entity? that writes a bunch of malarkey here and tweets some bullshit from time to time. But as […]
Bad Sex and the Dummy Who Had No Idea
It was hands-down the best first date I’d ever had with someone I met online. Corey and I met in a cool hipster bar in West Hollywood and the chemistry […]
