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Naomi Lane

I am a single girl dating in Los Angeles. Sometimes. It's interesting.

Super Fun Holiday Condom Giveaway!

The holidays are a season for giving. But one gift nobody wants to receive is chlamydia. Or syphilis. Or basically anything that requires antibiotics to get rid of (and those are the good ones). These are far, far worse than a tacky white elephant gift, because re-gifting them is very […]

Not Everyone is Going to Like You

Ooh, harsh words, huh? I bet your momma never told you that, did she? Oh, heavens no. Momma said, “Oh, poopsie, you’re so wonderful and special, anyone would be crazy not to love you!” Listen, I’m sure Momma means well and everything, but she’s seeing you through her extremely biased […]