It started out as a reasonably normal day, except the guy I liked hadn’t texted me in a few days and I was slightly perturbed. But I got up, got dressed, went to work, putzed around until lunch, then microwaved my Amy’s frozen black bean enchilada, like any other day. […]
I am a single girl dating in Los Angeles. Sometimes. It's interesting.
Gong! Gong! I am banging the gong to announce the winner of my Super Fun Holiday Condom Giveaway with Sir Richard’s! I don’t really have a gong but if I did I would totally bang it every day. OMG, not like that you pervs. Change subject — watch this funny […]
I have a confession to make: I fucking hate New Year’s Eve. I’ve honestly had it with the overwhelming social pressure to go-out-and-have-a-fuck-ton-of-fun-or-else on this most overhyped night of the […]
The holidays are a season for giving. But one gift nobody wants to receive is chlamydia. Or syphilis. Or basically anything that requires antibiotics to get rid of (and those are the good ones). These are far, far worse than a tacky white elephant gift, because re-gifting them is very […]
After a substantial dating hiatus, I’ve recently re-entered the vile, reprehensible, obviously-created-by-the-devil world of online dating. After being away for so long, I somehow forgot that not long ago I […]
I think you all know what I’m talking about. Am I right or am I right or am I right? Like if you agree. New post coming soon, lovelies. There, I said it. So now I’ve gotta make it happen.
It’s play time, children! Today we’re talking sex toys, and joining me is the chief head Chowderhead himself, Chowderhead. This was all his idea, so you have him to thank for what’s to come (snicker), and be sure to check out his side-splitting blog. Truth be told, although I’ve always […]
What the holy motherfucking lord of what? Somehow, by the grace of something, I’ve been nominated for Best Sex Blog in the LA Weekly Web Awards 2013! I feel extra honored because LA Weekly is a pretty cool alternative weekly rag that people actually read. I’m giddier than a Japanese […]
Hello everyone! I know I disappeared for a spell but I’m back and I’ve got my fancy thong on. And by fancy I mean there are no holes in it. In this post I’d like to give a great, big shake of the boobies to one of my favorite comics […]
Ooh, harsh words, huh? I bet your momma never told you that, did she? Oh, heavens no. Momma said, “Oh, poopsie, you’re so wonderful and special, anyone would be crazy not to love you!” Listen, I’m sure Momma means well and everything, but she’s seeing you through her extremely biased […]