I am a single girl dating in Los Angeles. Sometimes. It's interesting.
Holy crap, VD is back. And this time, I’m not referring to the burning sensation in my nether regions. No sir, it’s Valentine’s Day, the most shittyful time of the year if you’re single. So to commemorate the occasion, I’ve written a guest post for my good friend Adam over […]
Hey guys, what’s up? Your penis. Right. Very funny. And original, I might add. And speaking of unoriginal matters involving Mr. Winky, I’ve got a question for you: What’s up […]
So was last week as sucky for you as it was for me and pretty much everyone else I know? Seriously, all my friends have reported an abhorrent week, and mine indeed was positively titsified. And I’m not even on my period. (I’m not certain what titsified means but it […]
This post was inspired by a series at The Impersonals, taking aim at those annoying holiday “round up” letters we all get from friends and family this time of year. […]
I had a date a few weeks ago. Actually, two dates. One guy. It took me so long to write about it because I couldn’t find anything interesting to say. They weren’t bad, they weren’t great, and nothing weird or remarkable happened. He didn’t have B.O. He didn’t scream at […]
What kind of single female blogger would I be if I didn’t include at least one post on penis size? I know, it’s been talked about to death. I’ve even talked about it quite a few times. But this time, I’m going to answer the “Does size matter?” question once […]
Can we take a moment to discuss a bizarre Hollywood phenomenon that baffles me only slightly less than the idea that Snooki is in a stable relationship and I’m not? Today I’d like to address Victoria Beckham’s ever-persevering scowl, and what could she possibly be so ragingly pissed off about? […]
I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, I got hit on! And I haven’t been hit on in a while, unless you count the vagrant lying in front of Dick’s Liquor. And being asked for beer money counts as being hit on. The bad […]
It’s week 2 of the Olympics, and frankly, I didn’t even know there was going to be a week 2. Wasn’t one week enough? Honestly, my cat could give a bigger crap about the Olympics than I do, and he’s only seven pounds. If you’re as bored of the Olympics […]
It’s official: I am the worst flirt on earth. Seriously, those nerds from The Big Bang Theory ooze swagger compared to me. When in the presence of a cute guy I’d like to know better, I unequivocally turn into one of two things: A blustering idiot A deaf mute It’s […]
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