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Naomi Lane

I am a single girl dating in Los Angeles. Sometimes. It's interesting.

Obligatory Post on Penis Size

What kind of single female blogger would I be if I didn’t include at least one post on penis size? I know, it’s been talked about to death. I’ve even talked about it quite a few times. But this time, I’m going to answer the “Does size matter?” question once […]

WTF is Victoria Beckham’s Problem?

Can we take a moment to discuss a bizarre Hollywood phenomenon that baffles me only slightly less than the idea that Snooki is in a stable relationship and I’m not? Today I’d like to address Victoria Beckham’s ever-persevering scowl, and what could she possibly be so ragingly pissed off about? […]

How Not to Hit on a Girl

I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, I got hit on! And I haven’t been hit on in a while, unless you count the vagrant lying in front of Dick’s Liquor. And being asked for beer money counts as being hit on. The bad […]