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Single Girl Blogging Answers Your Questions!

Trying to navigate the complex world of dating, sex and relationships is a rough game. Oftentimes, boys and girls have questions they are too embarrassed to pose to their parents, clergymen or neighborhood prostitute. Luckily, there is Single Girl Blogging. The good folks at WordPress inform me daily which search […]

The Innermost Thoughts of Princess Kate

Party’s over, kiddos! Kate Middleton, the commoner from Wherever, England, is now officially royalty. I like this Kate. She seems like a classy broad. The wedding went off without a hitch and Miss Kate appeared to be poised as ever. But all this pomp and circumstance doesn’t fool me. Deep […]

The Charlie Sheen of Dating

Are you tired of being single? No, I mean really tired of being single? No, I mean so tired of being single you are about to go Charlie Sheen on the world’s ass if you don’t find someone to love, like, now? Yes? I think you’ve found your soul mate… […]

Two Famous Broads Pork and Tell

There are a lot of dating bloggers out there. If you are reading this, chances are you’re one of them. I’ve read many posts of late from bloggers who grapple with the predicament of how to blog when they start dating someone seriously. Should I write about our relationship? What […]

Best of 2010

2010 was a whirlwind of romance, ho-mance and no-mance for this here girlie. The year started out with me getting dumped via disappearing act on my birthday by Jorge, a guy I dated on and off for a year (Jorge was pre-blog). I quickly recovered with Fred the Douchebag, who […]

To Skirt a Predator

Ladies, we’ve all been there. You’re walking home in the dark on the cold, mean streets of [insert your city here] when suddenly, a pervert jumps out of the shadows and starts chasing you. And let’s face it, it’s unlikely you’ll be able to outrun the attacker in your crazy […]

More on the Penis

Hey y’all. I’m going through a hunka hunka burnin’ crap right now. Tom and I had a mondo-rific fight last week and I’ve been in utter turmoil. We’ve talked, not talked, texted, e-mailed, broken up, gotten back together… Many, many of you have sent me well wishes on Twitter and […]

Where Are My Freaking Flowers?

I didn’t get them. But another girl at work did. It was her birthday. Everyone scurried over to her cubicle to admire the arrangement and coo, “Awwww, they’re beautiful, your boyfriend is so sweet!” Inside, we’re all thinking, “Lucky bitch. Why don’t I ever get flowers at work?” Or was […]

A Lame Post

I don’t know what to write. But it’s Thursday night. I’ve made a commitment to write one blog post per week, tomorrow’s Friday and I’m spending the weekend with Tom. It’s not that I don’t have anything to write about. I could write about the top five best songs to […]