Well, well, well. Welcome back. I knew you’d come. The time has drawn to answer the question: did she or didn’t she do the nasty with Tom on their 24-hour third date? So come with me on this ride. I’ll skip the boring details about the pizza and the movie […]
Last weekend, I had a 24-hour date with Tom. Twenty-four. That’s right, like the TV show. And it was only the third date. It started Saturday evening at his place. I hadn’t expected to spend the night, and I certainly hadn’t expected to spend the day. But lo and behold, […]
Ladies and gentlemen, I am in love. And the best part is, he’s a doctor! It started out as just a little crush, primarily on his business-in-the-front-party-in-the-back hairdo. I’ve never really crushed on hair before, but once you see it you will understand. I want to make love to these […]
*TMI ALERT* *TMI ALERT* *TMI ALERT* Warning: if you are sensitive about TMI, particularly TMI about bodily functions, stop reading now. Proceed at your own risk. And if you are grossed out or offended, too bad, bitches. I warned you. *** Have you ever been on a date when you […]
Ah, Facebook. Great for finding old high school friends, staying in touch with family, sharing vacation pics… And TMI. Way, way, way TMI. Especially when you’re dating. There is some […]
The other night I met another guy I found through an online dating site. His pictures looked really hot. He was a musician, had tattoos, pretty face, rockin’ bod. That shit always gets my loins going. We had three long phone conversations – two more than I usually like to […]
I was stalking exes on Facebook the other night – something I rarely do. I especially make it a point to not look at one particular ex’s profile, because I know it generally amounts to no good. But I was feeling masochistic and was waxing blue anyway, so I went […]
After my massage and unanticipated sex show, I went over to the gay bar where I was supposed to meet up with my gay bf. We had had a drink there the night before so I knew exactly where it was. All the bars on the gay block were pretty […]
I recently traveled to beautiful Thailand – land of cheap hookers, trannies and pad thai. Thailand is also famed for its cheap massages – something I took full advantage of during my stay. The Thais consider massage to be medicinal, and I completely agree. Massage is one of my favorite […]
For those of you who don’t know, I am very active on Twitter (follow me!) I tweet all day long… *Tweet* I have muthertrucking cramps! *Tweet* STOP! Brownie time. *Tweet* Why the freak hasn’t Jorge texted back? You get the picture. I can even tweet from my phone, so why […]
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