Friends with Benefits in Hollywood

I recently saw two ridiculous romantic comedies: “No Strings Attached” and “Love & Other Drugs.” Don’t laugh. I was on a plane. With few exceptions, I am really not a fan of the rom-com, and the word “ridiculous” goes along with them more often than not. These flicks I find […]

Single Girl Blogging Answers Your Questions!

Trying to navigate the complex world of dating, sex and relationships is a rough game. Oftentimes, boys and girls have questions they are too embarrassed to pose to their parents, clergymen or neighborhood prostitute. Luckily, there is Single Girl Blogging. The good folks at WordPress inform me daily which search […]

The Innermost Thoughts of Princess Kate

Party’s over, kiddos! Kate Middleton, the commoner from Wherever, England, is now officially royalty. I like this Kate. She seems like a classy broad. The wedding went off without a hitch and Miss Kate appeared to be poised as ever. But all this pomp and circumstance doesn’t fool me. Deep […]

Just Friends?

In When Harry Met Sally, Harry told Sally that men and women could never be friends because of the “sex part.” The sex part meaning the boy always wants to play hide the salami with the girl. The other day my recently divorced neighbor asked me out. I think. I […]

My Date at the Gay Bar

In my many years of dating, I have been on a number of unique dates: monster truck rallies, old movies at the cemetery, Souplantation… But last week’s date was a first. He wanted to go to a gay bar. Wha??? My initial date with Mark had been about a month […]

London Calling

Hello, lovely readers! Guess what? I have a little surprise for you today. We’re going on a field trip! I’ve written a guest post for The Single Filez, whose lovely author resides in one of my favorite cities in the world: London. It’s her one-year blogoversary and she’s celebrating with […]

Eleven Inches

Well, that was interesting. I’ve just returned from the gas station, where I was verbally raped. It had been a very run-of-the-mill day and I stopped off for gas on my way home from work. I was preparing to pump when a silver Saturn drove up quickly in front of […]

Case Study: A Good Online Dating Profile

Lately, I have stumbled upon a number of blog posts discussing bad online dating profiles. Some cover biggest turn-offs while others re-post the offending profile and call out everything that’s wrong with it. I wholeheartedly understand the frustration and often come across barf-inducing profiles that leave me thinking, sweet Jesus, […]

The Craigslist Creep

I’ll never forget my very first online date. Although I wish I could. It all started a little over three years ago. I was nervous about uploading my profile and picture to an official dating site like Match.com, so I decided to dip my toe in the water with a […]

The Charlie Sheen of Dating

Are you tired of being single? No, I mean really tired of being single? No, I mean so tired of being single you are about to go Charlie Sheen on the world’s ass if you don’t find someone to love, like, now? Yes? I think you’ve found your soul mate… […]