I’ve been thinking about writing this post for a while. It’s a horrifying story and I’ve been sitting on it for some time. So when fellow blogger IntrigueMe announced her Worst Dating Story Contest, I thought I’d spring into action. This humdinger of bad dates took place about three years […]
The unthinkable has happened. I don’t know how, but I have sustained a boyfriend for five months in a row. The “L” word is uttered between us on a daily basis. And now, Tom has met and spent a major holiday with my parents. And no one got stabbed. To […]
Hey there, kiddos. I’ve been unbelievably busy this week procrastinating, so I haven’t had time to write the blog post I intended to. Therefore, I will do what your 10th grade teacher used to do when she was too lazy or drunk to prepare a lesson: I’ll show a movie! […]
Ladies, we’ve all been there. You’re walking home in the dark on the cold, mean streets of [insert your city here] when suddenly, a pervert jumps out of the shadows and starts chasing you. And let’s face it, it’s unlikely you’ll be able to outrun the attacker in your crazy […]
A few weeks ago, a reader asked what my thoughts are on the age-old question: “Why do people cheat?” Now, before I continue, I want to declare that I am no expert. In fact, I claim expertise in nothing except stealth farting on dates. Nevertheless, someone actually wants to hear […]
I didn’t dress up for Halloween last night. Why? Frankly, I’m over it. What was once a day observed for children to panhandle for candy and throw poo bags at […]
As I mentioned a couple weeks ago, there has been some turbulence in my relationship with Tom. We had an awful fight, broke up, then missed each other and got back together. Right after we split, I really didn’t think I’d want to see him again. But then I did. […]
I met with my financial advisor yesterday. I have a financial advisor because, frankly, I couldn’t be buggered with making financial decisions and don’t know boo about investing. But I […]
I have many mottos. One of which is “the guest is best.” I normally use this phrase when referring to three-ways. Meaning if you’re going to be involved in a three-way, it’s better to be the guest, rather than the already established couple inviting a new partner into the bedroom […]
Hey y’all. I’m going through a hunka hunka burnin’ crap right now. Tom and I had a mondo-rific fight last week and I’ve been in utter turmoil. We’ve talked, not talked, texted, e-mailed, broken up, gotten back together… Many, many of you have sent me well wishes on Twitter and […]
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