The Vicious Cycle of Online Dating
After a substantial dating hiatus, I’ve recently re-entered the vile, reprehensible, obviously-created-by-the-devil world of online dating. After being away for so long, I somehow forgot that not long ago I […]
This Pretty Much Sums Up All My Relationships
I think you all know what I’m talking about. Am I right or am I right or am I right? Like if you agree. New post coming soon, lovelies. There, I said it. So now I’ve gotta make it happen.
Weird Sex Toys That Will Never See My Junk
It’s play time, children! Today we’re talking sex toys, and joining me is the chief head Chowderhead himself, Chowderhead. This was all his idea, so you have him to thank for what’s to come (snicker), and be sure to check out his side-splitting blog. Truth be told, although I’ve always […]
Huh? I’m Nominated for Best Sex Blog by LA Weekly!
What the holy motherfucking lord of what? Somehow, by the grace of something, I’ve been nominated for Best Sex Blog in the LA Weekly Web Awards 2013! I feel extra honored because LA Weekly is a pretty cool alternative weekly rag that people actually read. I’m giddier than a Japanese […]
I Hate Everyone, But I Love You Joan Rivers
Hello everyone! I know I disappeared for a spell but I’m back and I’ve got my fancy thong on. And by fancy I mean there are no holes in it. In this post I’d like to give a great, big shake of the boobies to one of my favorite comics […]
Not Everyone is Going to Like You
Ooh, harsh words, huh? I bet your momma never told you that, did she? Oh, heavens no. Momma said, “Oh, poopsie, you’re so wonderful and special, anyone would be crazy not to love you!” Listen, I’m sure Momma means well and everything, but she’s seeing you through her extremely biased […]
My V-day Guest Blog on My Right to Bitch
Holy crap, VD is back. And this time, I’m not referring to the burning sensation in my nether regions. No sir, it’s Valentine’s Day, the most shittyful time of the year if you’re single. So to commemorate the occasion, I’ve written a guest post for my good friend Adam over […]
If You’ve Got a Camera and a Penis, Read This
Hey guys, what’s up? Your penis. Right. Very funny. And original, I might add. And speaking of unoriginal matters involving Mr. Winky, I’ve got a question for you: What’s up […]
Was your week as craptastic as mine? Watch this.
So was last week as sucky for you as it was for me and pretty much everyone else I know? Seriously, all my friends have reported an abhorrent week, and mine indeed was positively titsified. And I’m not even on my period. (I’m not certain what titsified means but it […]
A Holiday Letter from Single Girl Blogging
This post was inspired by a series at The Impersonals, taking aim at those annoying holiday “round up” letters we all get from friends and family this time of year. […]
Single Girl Blogging 