Obligatory Post on Penis Size

What kind of single female blogger would I be if I didn’t include at least one post on penis size? I know, it’s been talked about to death. I’ve even talked about it quite a few times. But this time, I’m going to answer the “Does size matter?” question once […]

WTF is Victoria Beckham’s Problem?

Can we take a moment to discuss a bizarre Hollywood phenomenon that baffles me only slightly less than the idea that Snooki is in a stable relationship and I’m not? Today I’d like to address Victoria Beckham’s ever-persevering scowl, and what could she possibly be so ragingly pissed off about? […]

How Not to Hit on a Girl

I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, I got hit on! And I haven’t been hit on in a while, unless you count the vagrant lying in front of Dick’s Liquor. And being asked for beer money counts as being hit on. The bad […]

I’m Single Again

I have a confession to make: I’m single. Yes, again. Now, I realize many of you may be furrowing your brow and looking up at the blog title, wondering if you are in the right place and thinking, uh, when was she not single? Rest assured, you’re not crazy (or […]

Boff, Marry or Kill: Magic Mike Edition

This past Fourth of July, millions of Americans witnessed fireworks displays in and around their neighborhoods. And I, too, experienced some great balls o’ fire myself. That’s right, Sammy, I celebrated our nation’s independence by grabbing my three favorite gay men and running to the nearest theater to watch Magic […]

Three Things for You

Summer has officially begun, and so far, I’m liking it. It’s been gorgeous in LA and the last two nights I had two incredible dreams! The first night I dreamt that I was making out with Joseph Gordon Levitt. It was glorious – until my stupid alarm clock cockblocked me. […]

Top 10 First Date Ideas

All week long I’ve been loitering about the house with a wicked case of bronchitis and unwashed hair. You’d think I’d take advantage of this time to write a proper blog post rather than watch HGTV, but sadly, I’m in no mood to write and the Property Brothers really work […]