Gettin’ Some Dong in Vietnam
As I mentioned in my last post, I recently embarked on an extraordinarily exotic and much-needed vacation abroad. And after viewing the inspirational travel video, Dongs All Over the World […]
The Worst Kind of Wet Spot
When I was in college, I was oddly acquainted with several individuals who would get drunk, pass out, and then urinate in strange places. Yes, in that order. Prior to my years as an undergrad, I had never known sleep-peeing was even a thing. But I had attended a party […]
Good Morning. Who the Hell Are You? Part 2
Continued from Good Morning. Who the Hell Are You? Part 1 The next morning, I woke up before the stranger lying beside me, as per usual when I spend the night with a new penis. I gazed at my suitor (or abductor), asleep with a ray of morning sun shining […]
Good Morning. Who the Hell Are You?
I have very fond memories of college. The following story is not one of them. By that, I do not mean I don’t have fond thoughts about it, I mean it isn’t a memory. Allow me to recount what I can remember about my very first (and last) alcohol-induced blackout. […]
