alcohol

By Naomi Lane on June 19, 2014 ( 38 Comments )

Gettin’ Some Dong in Vietnam

As I mentioned in my last post, I recently embarked on an extraordinarily exotic and much-needed vacation abroad. And after viewing the inspirational travel video, Dongs All Over the World […]

By Naomi Lane on February 23, 2012 ( 37 Comments )

When I was in college, I was oddly acquainted with several individuals who would get drunk, pass out, and then urinate in strange places. Yes, in that order. Prior to my years as an undergrad, I had never known sleep-peeing was even a thing. But I had attended a party […]

By Naomi Lane on August 3, 2011 ( 18 Comments )

Good Morning. Who the Hell Are You? Part 2

Continued from Good Morning. Who the Hell Are You? Part 1 The next morning, I woke up before the stranger lying beside me, as per usual when I spend the night with a new penis. I gazed at my suitor (or abductor), asleep with a ray of morning sun shining […]

By Naomi Lane on July 27, 2011 ( 42 Comments )

Good Morning. Who the Hell Are You?

I have very fond memories of college. The following story is not one of them. By that, I do not mean I don’t have fond thoughts about it, I mean it isn’t a memory. Allow me to recount what I can remember about my very first (and last) alcohol-induced blackout. […]