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By Naomi Lane on August 3, 2011 ( 18 Comments )

Good Morning. Who the Hell Are You? Part 2

Continued from Good Morning. Who the Hell Are You? Part 1 The next morning, I woke up before the stranger lying beside me, as per usual when I spend the night with a new penis. I gazed at my suitor (or abductor), asleep with a ray of morning sun shining […]

By Naomi Lane on July 27, 2011 ( 42 Comments )

Good Morning. Who the Hell Are You?

I have very fond memories of college. The following story is not one of them. By that, I do not mean I don’t have fond thoughts about it, I mean it isn’t a memory. Allow me to recount what I can remember about my very first (and last) alcohol-induced blackout. […]