fantasies – Single Girl Blogging

By Naomi Lane on February 11, 2015 ( 49 Comments )

How To Please a Woman: A Strikingly Real Interview With a Straight Male Escort

I have a new sexual fantasy. The old one was all about doing it in a kiddie pool filled with baby oil. The other old one was doing it anywhere […]

By Naomi Lane on June 25, 2014 ( 6 Comments )

Interview with the Hot Male Strippers of La Bare

Move over, Channing Tatum. I’ve got the real Magic Mikes right here with me today: hunky hunks JD and David of La Bare, the new documentary about male strippers directed by […]

By Naomi Lane on June 24, 2014 ( Leave a comment )

Straight Guys are Color Dumb and Oh Male Strippers Tomorrow

Hey, lucky readers, have I got a real treat for you this week! Huh? No, you didn’t win anything. Wait, don’t go! What’s so special is that I’ve got two […]

By Naomi Lane on December 1, 2011 ( 41 Comments )

Why I Shouldn’t Have Kids

All my life, I thought I wanted kids. I just knew I’d be the coolest mom ever – the one my daughter’s friends would want to hang out with and my son’s friends would want to pork. I’ve always considered myself a person of superior intellect and moral integrity and […]

By Naomi Lane on October 19, 2010 ( 48 Comments )

Bagels & Dicks

I met with my financial advisor yesterday. I have a financial advisor because, frankly, I couldn’t be buggered with making financial decisions and don’t know boo about investing. But I […]

By Naomi Lane on April 20, 2010 ( 27 Comments )

I Have This Wild Fantasy…

Sometimes I think I might be a little bit insane. Like most men and women, I fantasize – that much is normal. I fantasize about sex, of course, but I also have bizarre fantasies about men that I often think might qualify me for residency at Shutter Island. They usually […]