Why Jason Bateman Is the Most Perfect Man Alive
It is no secret — I am head over heels, entirely and gaga-rifically insane for Jason Bateman. I have professed my love and lust for him many times — on […]
Not Everyone is Going to Like You
Ooh, harsh words, huh? I bet your momma never told you that, did she? Oh, heavens no. Momma said, “Oh, poopsie, you’re so wonderful and special, anyone would be crazy not to love you!” Listen, I’m sure Momma means well and everything, but she’s seeing you through her extremely biased […]
I’m Single Again
I have a confession to make: I’m single. Yes, again. Now, I realize many of you may be furrowing your brow and looking up at the blog title, wondering if you are in the right place and thinking, uh, when was she not single? Rest assured, you’re not crazy (or […]
I Have Found a New Love: One Direction
Hi guys, I know I’m supposed to be on bloggy vacation and all (and I am, really), but I recently had an experience that rocked my world so violently I just had to blog about it. I have been a bit down in the dumps lately, but this new discovery […]
Are We Making Love or Are We F-wording?
Every now and then, I receive a request from a reader, asking me to blog about a certain topic. And every now and then, I oblige. I’m sort of like a wedding deejay, but without the vest. Today is one of those nows and thens. So congratulations, Mr. C. Ungor! […]
Why I Should Not Use Social Media at Work
I’ve always had a knack for putting my foot in my mouth. Like the time I told the sorority girl whose house I wanted to pledge that their decorations resembled “shit.” Or the time I pointed to my co-worker’s stomach and said, “Oh, I thought you already had the baby.” […]
Please Don’t Make Me Do It
Now that I’m alone again, naturally, most of society expects me to engage in a heinous ritual that, while torturous, and if practiced for an unspecified length of time, might lead me to true love. Being that it is so distasteful, I have a severe aversion to this ritual. I […]
Two Famous Broads Pork and Tell
There are a lot of dating bloggers out there. If you are reading this, chances are you’re one of them. I’ve read many posts of late from bloggers who grapple with the predicament of how to blog when they start dating someone seriously. Should I write about our relationship? What […]
Best of 2010
2010 was a whirlwind of romance, ho-mance and no-mance for this here girlie. The year started out with me getting dumped via disappearing act on my birthday by Jorge, a guy I dated on and off for a year (Jorge was pre-blog). I quickly recovered with Fred the Douchebag, who […]
Hoochie Halloween
I didn’t dress up for Halloween last night. Why? Frankly, I’m over it. What was once a day observed for children to panhandle for candy and throw poo bags at […]
Single Girl Blogging 