online dating

Not Everyone is Going to Like You

Ooh, harsh words, huh? I bet your momma never told you that, did she? Oh, heavens no. Momma said, “Oh, poopsie, you’re so wonderful and special, anyone would be crazy not to love you!” Listen, I’m sure Momma means well and everything, but she’s seeing you through her extremely biased […]

Not Everyone is Going to Like You

Well, hello there. I just caught you staring, didn’t I? Staring at my blog, wondering when a new post might arrive. Well, looky here! A brand spankin’ new post, just for you! Your wish = my command. But only in this instance. Don’t start expecting it or anything. I know […]

Best of 2011

Happy motherfucking 2012! Whew, there’s nothing like a gratuitous F-bomb to kick off my first blog post of the year. I recently stumbled across a blog that dedicated an entire page to explaining why it was “F-bomb free.” I think he was a dad and felt the need to be, […]

Case Study: A Good Online Dating Profile

Lately, I have stumbled upon a number of blog posts discussing bad online dating profiles. Some cover biggest turn-offs while others re-post the offending profile and call out everything that’s wrong with it. I wholeheartedly understand the frustration and often come across barf-inducing profiles that leave me thinking, sweet Jesus, […]

The Craigslist Creep

I’ll never forget my very first online date. Although I wish I could. It all started a little over three years ago. I was nervous about uploading my profile and picture to an official dating site like Match.com, so I decided to dip my toe in the water with a […]

The Charlie Sheen of Dating

Are you tired of being single? No, I mean really tired of being single? No, I mean so tired of being single you are about to go Charlie Sheen on the world’s ass if you don’t find someone to love, like, now? Yes? I think you’ve found your soul mate… […]