penis

More on the Penis

Hey y’all. I’m going through a hunka hunka burnin’ crap right now. Tom and I had a mondo-rific fight last week and I’ve been in utter turmoil. We’ve talked, not talked, texted, e-mailed, broken up, gotten back together… Many, many of you have sent me well wishes on Twitter and […]

The Teeniest Weenie of All Time

Since I wrote last about Tom’s ginormous johnson, I thought it apropos to stay on topic and regale my readers with a story about Tom’s polar opposite. This is a tale about the smallest penis that has ever entered my body. *** Enrique and I met when I was a […]

A Penis Story

Well, well, well. Welcome back. I knew you’d come. The time has drawn to answer the question: did she or didn’t she do the nasty with Tom on their 24-hour third date? So come with me on this ride. I’ll skip the boring details about the pizza and the movie […]