5 Tips for Vacation Sex
Vacation season is finally here, and that means this girlie is outta here starting next week, suckas. Sadly, it also means you won’t see a whole lotta me around these […]
Bad Sex and the Dummy Who Had No Idea
It was hands-down the best first date I’d ever had with someone I met online. Corey and I met in a cool hipster bar in West Hollywood and the chemistry […]
A Straight Woman’s Conundrum
See? More fuel for why I should’ve been a gay man. They’ve got it all. Alright, alright, yes, it’s a stereotype and no, it’s not always true. But it made me giggle. Found via http://www.gayguystraightguy.com. See what Gay Guy and Straight Guy have to say about this chart here.
Two Famous Broads Pork and Tell
There are a lot of dating bloggers out there. If you are reading this, chances are you’re one of them. I’ve read many posts of late from bloggers who grapple with the predicament of how to blog when they start dating someone seriously. Should I write about our relationship? What […]
I Hope This Gets to You. No, Not You.
Hey there, kiddos. I’ve been unbelievably busy this week procrastinating, so I haven’t had time to write the blog post I intended to. Therefore, I will do what your 10th grade teacher used to do when she was too lazy or drunk to prepare a lesson: I’ll show a movie! […]
To Skirt a Predator
Ladies, we’ve all been there. You’re walking home in the dark on the cold, mean streets of [insert your city here] when suddenly, a pervert jumps out of the shadows and starts chasing you. And let’s face it, it’s unlikely you’ll be able to outrun the attacker in your crazy […]
More on the Penis
Hey y’all. I’m going through a hunka hunka burnin’ crap right now. Tom and I had a mondo-rific fight last week and I’ve been in utter turmoil. We’ve talked, not talked, texted, e-mailed, broken up, gotten back together… Many, many of you have sent me well wishes on Twitter and […]
Most/Least Romantic Song Lyrics Winners!
Ding, ding, ding! Voting has closed and it is time to announce the winners of my most and least romantic song lyrics contest! In my last post, I recounted what I deemed the most and least romantic lyrics on earth, then challenged readers to come up with their own. I […]
The Most (and Least) Romantic Song Lyrics Ever
I was on the elliptical machine, getting good and sweaty at the gym last night when an oldie but goodie popped up on my iPod: “More Than a Woman” by the Bee Gees. Now, Barry Gibb sings like his balls have been tightly bound with unwaxed dental floss, but he […]
