IT’S HERE! My ebook, Single Woman Dating, has dropped and is now available on that cute little online bookstore known as Amazon.com. It’s a collection of some of my favorite posts, blended with some totally new, never-before-seen stuff from moi.

In the book, I also include a chapter on what’s been going on in my life since I ghosted y’all on this blog. Some of you thought I died. I didn’t. But did I get married? Did I become an ascetic nun? It’s all in the book, Curious George.

Now, you may be asking, why should I get this book when I can read a lot of your blogs for free here anyway? Well, I’ve got your answers.

1. You had me free for years.

It’s true. For five years I regaled you with my embarrassing stories and innermost thoughts on being single – and never earned a dime. Despite urging from everyone I knew, I chose not to monetize my blog. No ads. No sponsored posts. No commissions. I was gifted some free condoms and a dating protection app once, which I accepted only because I got to share them with you.

So a teensy donation in exchange for all dis content would be most magnanimous of you, and much appreciated by me. (God, I hate to ask for things and sound all beggy. I hope it doesn’t sound too beggy. But my mom always said, if you want something you gotta ask for it. So pretty please?)

2. There’s new stuff!

I mean, some of these posts are classics. But I updated some stuff and added other new stuff, including extra full chapters. If you want the new stuff, ya gotta get the ebook.

3. You’ll own me forever.

This humble blog could go away at any time. If you download this ebook you’ll get to keep these yarns forever in your Kindle or iPad or wherever you read ebooks, and you can just pop open a chapter and have a good, hearty belly laugh at my ridiculousness whenever your single life has you feeling poopy.

4. It’s cheap.

I mean, less than a lavender latte with oat milk.

5. Dopamine for you.

When you support a poor, creative type, you are doing a beautiful deed and spreading joy into the world which in turn makes your body release feel-good chemicals and hormones like dopamine. And dopamine makes you feel amazing! So really, downloading this ebook is good for you.

6. Read anywhere, no wifi needed!

Read it on the plane, on the beach, or wherever! Hell, wifi is expensive!

7. You are a kind, generous soul. And also extremely attractive.

I mean, duh.

OK, enough ado. You can find the book here on Amazon, available at a discounted price of $4.99 for the first month. You’ll need the Kindle app, but that’s free to download. And when you’re done, if you would kindly leave a review you’ll shoot straight to the top of my list of most attractive people ever.

Thanks a zillion. I LUB YOU!