Gettin’ Some Dong in Vietnam
As I mentioned in my last post, I recently embarked on an extraordinarily exotic and much-needed vacation abroad. And after viewing the inspirational travel video, Dongs All Over the World […]
Bad Sex and the Dummy Who Had No Idea
It was hands-down the best first date I’d ever had with someone I met online. Corey and I met in a cool hipster bar in West Hollywood and the chemistry […]
6 Reasons Why Having a Boy Toy Rocks My World
I realize it has been some time since I wrote anything about my life. I mean, sure, I’ve shared my opinion on a few matters, gave away some condoms and […]
How a Bag of Cheetos Ruined My Day and the Thing That Made it Better
It started out as a reasonably normal day, except the guy I liked hadn’t texted me in a few days and I was slightly perturbed. But I got up, got dressed, went to work, putzed around until lunch, then microwaved my Amy’s frozen black bean enchilada, like any other day. […]
Huh? I’m Nominated for Best Sex Blog by LA Weekly!
What the holy motherfucking lord of what? Somehow, by the grace of something, I’ve been nominated for Best Sex Blog in the LA Weekly Web Awards 2013! I feel extra honored because LA Weekly is a pretty cool alternative weekly rag that people actually read. I’m giddier than a Japanese […]
A Tell-All Interview with Myself About My Most Recent Date
I had a date a few weeks ago. Actually, two dates. One guy. It took me so long to write about it because I couldn’t find anything interesting to say. They weren’t bad, they weren’t great, and nothing weird or remarkable happened. He didn’t have B.O. He didn’t scream at […]
How Not to Hit on a Girl
I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, I got hit on! And I haven’t been hit on in a while, unless you count the vagrant lying in front of Dick’s Liquor. And being asked for beer money counts as being hit on. The bad […]
I Am Officially the Worst Flirt on Earth
It’s official: I am the worst flirt on earth. Seriously, those nerds from The Big Bang Theory ooze swagger compared to me. When in the presence of a cute guy I’d like to know better, I unequivocally turn into one of two things: A blustering idiot A deaf mute It’s […]
I’m Single Again
I have a confession to make: I’m single. Yes, again. Now, I realize many of you may be furrowing your brow and looking up at the blog title, wondering if you are in the right place and thinking, uh, when was she not single? Rest assured, you’re not crazy (or […]
I Have Found a New Love: One Direction
Hi guys, I know I’m supposed to be on bloggy vacation and all (and I am, really), but I recently had an experience that rocked my world so violently I just had to blog about it. I have been a bit down in the dumps lately, but this new discovery […]
Single Girl Blogging 