Now that I’m alone again, naturally, most of society expects me to engage in a heinous ritual that, while torturous, and if practiced for an unspecified length of time, might lead me to true love. Being that it is so distasteful, I have a severe aversion to this ritual. I […]
Anyone who has ever participated in online dating can attest that it is a spectacular way to meet weirdos. In fact, it can at times make one wonder if a […]
As I mentioned a couple weeks ago, there has been some turbulence in my relationship with Tom. We had an awful fight, broke up, then missed each other and got back together. Right after we split, I really didn’t think I’d want to see him again. But then I did. […]
The other night, Tom and I got into our first little spat. Essentially, he complained that I don’t want to see him as much as he wants to see me. And it’s true, I don’t. He wants to see me almost every day and that’s just a bit much for […]
Last weekend, I had a 24-hour date with Tom. Twenty-four. That’s right, like the TV show. And it was only the third date. It started Saturday evening at his place. I hadn’t expected to spend the night, and I certainly hadn’t expected to spend the day. But lo and behold, […]
*TMI ALERT* *TMI ALERT* *TMI ALERT* Warning: if you are sensitive about TMI, particularly TMI about bodily functions, stop reading now. Proceed at your own risk. And if you are grossed out or offended, too bad, bitches. I warned you. *** Have you ever been on a date when you […]
Ah, Facebook. Great for finding old high school friends, staying in touch with family, sharing vacation pics… And TMI. Way, way, way TMI. Especially when you’re dating. There is some […]
Generally speaking, I’m not a huge fan of babies. I mean, I’ve nothing against them — I might even get one someday — but I don’t fuss and coo and go gaga when I see a baby. They’re just not that interesting to me. They’re kinda like fleshy blobs of […]
I had a date the other night. It went pretty much the same way every single online date I’ve ever had has gone. We met for a drink and when I laid eyes on him I really wasn’t attracted physically. I wasn’t repulsed either, he just wasn’t someone I imagined […]
For those of you who don’t know, I am very active on Twitter (follow me!) I tweet all day long… *Tweet* I have muthertrucking cramps! *Tweet* STOP! Brownie time. *Tweet* Why the freak hasn’t Jorge texted back? You get the picture. I can even tweet from my phone, so why […]
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