6 Reasons Why Having a Boy Toy Rocks My World
I realize it has been some time since I wrote anything about my life. I mean, sure, I’ve shared my opinion on a few matters, gave away some condoms and […]
15 Reasons Why Being Single On Valentine’s Day Rocks
Hey guys, I created a post over on BuzzFeed about our most favorite day of the year! No, not Penis Day – Valentine’s Day, silly! So please, please go over […]
5 Fun Ways to Get Banned From Holiday Photo Card Mailing Lists
You know those annoying holiday photo cards that you get every December from your smug married friends? Yeah, the puke-inducing space taker-uppers plastered with kids in Santa hats that generally go in the trash right about this time. Well, we singles may now rejoice, because I’ve dreamed up 5 fun […]
How a Bag of Cheetos Ruined My Day and the Thing That Made it Better
It started out as a reasonably normal day, except the guy I liked hadn’t texted me in a few days and I was slightly perturbed. But I got up, got dressed, went to work, putzed around until lunch, then microwaved my Amy’s frozen black bean enchilada, like any other day. […]
Six Reasons Why I Hate New Year’s Eve
I have a confession to make: I fucking hate New Year’s Eve. I’ve honestly had it with the overwhelming social pressure to go-out-and-have-a-fuck-ton-of-fun-or-else on this most overhyped night of the […]
The Vicious Cycle of Online Dating
After a substantial dating hiatus, I’ve recently re-entered the vile, reprehensible, obviously-created-by-the-devil world of online dating. After being away for so long, I somehow forgot that not long ago I […]
This Pretty Much Sums Up All My Relationships
I think you all know what I’m talking about. Am I right or am I right or am I right? Like if you agree. New post coming soon, lovelies. There, I said it. So now I’ve gotta make it happen.
I Hate Everyone, But I Love You Joan Rivers
Hello everyone! I know I disappeared for a spell but I’m back and I’ve got my fancy thong on. And by fancy I mean there are no holes in it. In this post I’d like to give a great, big shake of the boobies to one of my favorite comics […]
My V-day Guest Blog on My Right to Bitch
Holy crap, VD is back. And this time, I’m not referring to the burning sensation in my nether regions. No sir, it’s Valentine’s Day, the most shittyful time of the year if you’re single. So to commemorate the occasion, I’ve written a guest post for my good friend Adam over […]
If You’ve Got a Camera and a Penis, Read This
Hey guys, what’s up? Your penis. Right. Very funny. And original, I might add. And speaking of unoriginal matters involving Mr. Winky, I’ve got a question for you: What’s up […]
Single Girl Blogging 