Are you tired of being single? No, I mean really tired of being single? No, I mean so tired of being single you are about to go Charlie Sheen on the world’s ass if you don’t find someone to love, like, now? Yes? I think you’ve found your soul mate… […]
Now that I’m alone again, naturally, most of society expects me to engage in a heinous ritual that, while torturous, and if practiced for an unspecified length of time, might lead me to true love. Being that it is so distasteful, I have a severe aversion to this ritual. I […]
Anyone who has ever participated in online dating can attest that it is a spectacular way to meet weirdos. In fact, it can at times make one wonder if a […]
Unhappy Valentine’s Day, folks. Let’s quit with the games, shall we? Nobody likes this day anymore. It seems everyone now recognizes February 14 as a manufactured holiday led by Hallmark […]
*TMI ALERT* *TMI ALERT* *TMI ALERT* That’s right, kids, it’s TMI time! So for my more delicate readers, please to click away and visit LOLCats or something equally innocuous if […]
Ladies, we’ve all been there. You’re walking home in the dark on the cold, mean streets of [insert your city here] when suddenly, a pervert jumps out of the shadows and starts chasing you. And let’s face it, it’s unlikely you’ll be able to outrun the attacker in your crazy […]
I didn’t dress up for Halloween last night. Why? Frankly, I’m over it. What was once a day observed for children to panhandle for candy and throw poo bags at […]
I met with my financial advisor yesterday. I have a financial advisor because, frankly, I couldn’t be buggered with making financial decisions and don’t know boo about investing. But I […]
I have many mottos. One of which is “the guest is best.” I normally use this phrase when referring to three-ways. Meaning if you’re going to be involved in a three-way, it’s better to be the guest, rather than the already established couple inviting a new partner into the bedroom […]
I didn’t get them. But another girl at work did. It was her birthday. Everyone scurried over to her cubicle to admire the arrangement and coo, “Awwww, they’re beautiful, your boyfriend is so sweet!” Inside, we’re all thinking, “Lucky bitch. Why don’t I ever get flowers at work?” Or was […]
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