Bad Sex and the Dummy Who Had No Idea
It was hands-down the best first date I’d ever had with someone I met online. Corey and I met in a cool hipster bar in West Hollywood and the chemistry […]
The Vicious Cycle of Online Dating
After a substantial dating hiatus, I’ve recently re-entered the vile, reprehensible, obviously-created-by-the-devil world of online dating. After being away for so long, I somehow forgot that not long ago I […]
I Hate Everyone, But I Love You Joan Rivers
Hello everyone! I know I disappeared for a spell but I’m back and I’ve got my fancy thong on. And by fancy I mean there are no holes in it. In this post I’d like to give a great, big shake of the boobies to one of my favorite comics […]
Not Everyone is Going to Like You
Ooh, harsh words, huh? I bet your momma never told you that, did she? Oh, heavens no. Momma said, “Oh, poopsie, you’re so wonderful and special, anyone would be crazy not to love you!” Listen, I’m sure Momma means well and everything, but she’s seeing you through her extremely biased […]
Should the Batman Killer Stop You From Online Dating?
It’s week 2 of the Olympics, and frankly, I didn’t even know there was going to be a week 2. Wasn’t one week enough? Honestly, my cat could give a bigger crap about the Olympics than I do, and he’s only seven pounds. If you’re as bored of the Olympics […]
Not Everyone is Going to Like You
Well, hello there. I just caught you staring, didn’t I? Staring at my blog, wondering when a new post might arrive. Well, looky here! A brand spankin’ new post, just for you! Your wish = my command. But only in this instance. Don’t start expecting it or anything. I know […]
How to Get a Friggin’ Response
Hi-ho, readers! Many of you have been yelling at me lately, telling me I need to post more. (This is a good kind of yelling, I don’t mind.) And you’re right. I do. And this week, I have a shiny new post for all of you! It’s located over at […]
A Dating DOH! from Guest Blogger Liz
Hey kids! I have an extra special treat for you this week: a guest post by a fellow Angeleno, the lovely Liz from We Love Dates! Woooooooooo! Alright, alright, simmer down. Liz has got one doozy of a dating story to share with y’all, and I can actually say this […]
Best of 2011
Happy motherfucking 2012! Whew, there’s nothing like a gratuitous F-bomb to kick off my first blog post of the year. I recently stumbled across a blog that dedicated an entire page to explaining why it was “F-bomb free.” I think he was a dad and felt the need to be, […]
Case Study: A Good Online Dating Profile
Lately, I have stumbled upon a number of blog posts discussing bad online dating profiles. Some cover biggest turn-offs while others re-post the offending profile and call out everything that’s wrong with it. I wholeheartedly understand the frustration and often come across barf-inducing profiles that leave me thinking, sweet Jesus, […]
Single Girl Blogging 