Men rock my world. They make my innards shake and quake in a way a woman simply never could. I absolutely adore my girls, couldn’t live without them, but there are certain sensations that only a man can provide.
Generally speaking, I like for a man to be a man. I like him to make the first move. I like to feel like he can protect me. I like when he can fix appliances, carry me off to the bed and investigate when things go bump in the night. But there are a few traditionally un-manly man qualities that make my heart just… dance.
5 Un-manly Men Who Do It For Me:
1. Spider Savers
Last time I went out with Fred, I pointed out a little bug flying around us at the restaurant, and without a thought, he squished it. This made my heart sink a smidge. The way I see it, that little feller is just trying to live his life like you and me. Who are we to deny him that? I wasn’t always this way. I used to scream and immediately call for backup at a daddy longlegs sighting. But now I feel for Charlotte the spider and her multi-legged cousins. There is something wildly sexy about a man who has compassion for the little buggers and will gently coax them into a cup to escort them outside. In fact, I’d even say this is BJ-worthy.
2. Skinny Boys
When it comes to body type, I tick the boxes from thin to athletic. What I can’t handle is beefcake. Yuck. Don’t get me wrong, I love strong arms and broad shoulders. If I had to draw out my perfect man bod, think Marky Mark in his Calvin Klein days. Yum. But I’ll take a skinny emo boy over bodybuilder bulges any day. I want a guy whose forearms can touch his sides and whose thighs don’t rub together when he walks. And I prefer to date a man with a neck… because it’s likely I’ll need to ring it someday.
3. Cat Lovers
For some reason, our society has decided that dogs are masculine and cats are feminine. Personally, I like dogs and cats equally. But I think a man who admits he has an affinity for felines is a REAL manly man, because he’s confident enough to tell society to shove it and like the animal he wants to. I could slip in a line here about a loving a man who has a way with pussy, but it’d be too easy. (See how I did that?)
Skinny or muscular, I love me a smooth chest. I can deal with a few hairs here and there, but I don’t want to have to search for a nipple. I like to kiss and lick a man all over – and coughing up a hairball in the middle of foreplay just kills the mood.
A lot of men think eating meat is the essence of masculinity. Me man. Must eat… cow. But I do deeply dig veggie dudes, or at least someone who doesn’t have to eat flesh at every meal. Of course, I’m a veggie girlie, so it stands to reason. As I said before, compassion in a man is a major turn-on. And I also like a guy who cares about his health. Besides, vegetarians reportedly smell better and have sweeter tasting spunk. A man who tastes good is key, because although I don’t consume animals, I am most definitely a man-eater.
Ladies, do you have any un-manly man qualities you enjoy?
Guys, any you care to confess?
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