Listen To Me Talk About Dating and Stuff on the Ask Women Podcast
For four long years, I have been a nameless, faceless, voiceless… um, entity? that writes a bunch of malarkey here and tweets some bullshit from time to time. But as […]
The Vicious Cycle of Online Dating
After a substantial dating hiatus, I’ve recently re-entered the vile, reprehensible, obviously-created-by-the-devil world of online dating. After being away for so long, I somehow forgot that not long ago I […]
I Hate Everyone, But I Love You Joan Rivers
Hello everyone! I know I disappeared for a spell but I’m back and I’ve got my fancy thong on. And by fancy I mean there are no holes in it. In this post I’d like to give a great, big shake of the boobies to one of my favorite comics […]
Not Everyone is Going to Like You
Ooh, harsh words, huh? I bet your momma never told you that, did she? Oh, heavens no. Momma said, “Oh, poopsie, you’re so wonderful and special, anyone would be crazy not to love you!” Listen, I’m sure Momma means well and everything, but she’s seeing you through her extremely biased […]
A Tell-All Interview with Myself About My Most Recent Date
I had a date a few weeks ago. Actually, two dates. One guy. It took me so long to write about it because I couldn’t find anything interesting to say. They weren’t bad, they weren’t great, and nothing weird or remarkable happened. He didn’t have B.O. He didn’t scream at […]
Not Everyone is Going to Like You
Well, hello there. I just caught you staring, didn’t I? Staring at my blog, wondering when a new post might arrive. Well, looky here! A brand spankin’ new post, just for you! Your wish = my command. But only in this instance. Don’t start expecting it or anything. I know […]
Best of 2011
Happy motherfucking 2012! Whew, there’s nothing like a gratuitous F-bomb to kick off my first blog post of the year. I recently stumbled across a blog that dedicated an entire page to explaining why it was “F-bomb free.” I think he was a dad and felt the need to be, […]
A Straight Woman’s Conundrum
See? More fuel for why I should’ve been a gay man. They’ve got it all. Alright, alright, yes, it’s a stereotype and no, it’s not always true. But it made me giggle. Found via http://www.gayguystraightguy.com. See what Gay Guy and Straight Guy have to say about this chart here.
My Date at the Gay Bar
In my many years of dating, I have been on a number of unique dates: monster truck rallies, old movies at the cemetery, Souplantation… But last week’s date was a first. He wanted to go to a gay bar. Wha??? My initial date with Mark had been about a month […]
The Craigslist Creep
I’ll never forget my very first online date. Although I wish I could. It all started a little over three years ago. I was nervous about uploading my profile and picture to an official dating site like Match.com, so I decided to dip my toe in the water with a […]
Single Girl Blogging 