11 Reasons It’s Way Better To Be Single During the Holidays
It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Haha, not really. By now it’s pretty much common knowledge that depression and the holidays go together like Ambien and vehicular manslaughter. […]
A Collection of Posts That Will Cheer You Up on Valentine’s Day
Happy Singles Awareness Day! That’s right, I have learned that February 14 is officially SAD. I cannot think of a more fitting moniker, as there is no other day on […]
15 Reasons Why Being Single On Valentine’s Day Rocks
Hey guys, I created a post over on BuzzFeed about our most favorite day of the year! No, not Penis Day – Valentine’s Day, silly! So please, please go over […]
5 Fun Ways to Get Banned From Holiday Photo Card Mailing Lists
You know those annoying holiday photo cards that you get every December from your smug married friends? Yeah, the puke-inducing space taker-uppers plastered with kids in Santa hats that generally go in the trash right about this time. Well, we singles may now rejoice, because I’ve dreamed up 5 fun […]
Six Reasons Why I Hate New Year’s Eve
I have a confession to make: I fucking hate New Year’s Eve. I’ve honestly had it with the overwhelming social pressure to go-out-and-have-a-fuck-ton-of-fun-or-else on this most overhyped night of the […]
Super Fun Holiday Condom Giveaway!
The holidays are a season for giving. But one gift nobody wants to receive is chlamydia. Or syphilis. Or basically anything that requires antibiotics to get rid of (and those are the good ones). These are far, far worse than a tacky white elephant gift, because re-gifting them is very […]
My V-day Guest Blog on My Right to Bitch
Holy crap, VD is back. And this time, I’m not referring to the burning sensation in my nether regions. No sir, it’s Valentine’s Day, the most shittyful time of the year if you’re single. So to commemorate the occasion, I’ve written a guest post for my good friend Adam over […]
A Holiday Letter from Single Girl Blogging
This post was inspired by a series at The Impersonals, taking aim at those annoying holiday “round up” letters we all get from friends and family this time of year. […]
Holiday Gift Guide for Guys Who are Not Your Boyfriend Yet
It is better to give than to receive. Except, of course, if we’re talking about oral sex. Oh, and in one other situation: When it’s Christmas and you’re in an undefined […]
A Clothing Optional Christmas
This holiday season, my gay bf had his heart set on vacationing at a clothing-optional gay resort in Palm Springs, a.k.a. Gay Mecca. Because like most red-blooded Americans, he wanted […]
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