Top 7 Songs to F*ck to

sexycoupleBeing in a new relationship can be tricky. You’re figuring out each other’s quirks, deciding if he’s “the one,” holding in your farts…

But the one thing we can all agree upon about new relationships: the sex rocks.

You’re fucking and sucking ten times a day, it’s the best lovemaking of your life and you find yourself blurting out inane exclamations in the throes of passion, like “Let’s quit our jobs so we can do nothing but fuck each other all day long, every day, forever!” (Yes… guilty.)

A few weeks ago I wrote a post on the most and least romantic song lyrics. Today, I present to you my top 7 songs to fuck to.

Let me be clear, these are not songs to make love to – these are songs to fuck to. I’m not speaking of romance or falling in love, I’m talking about rip-my-clothes-off, throw-me-against-the-wall, fuck-my-brains-out fucking.

I chose these not necessarily based on lyrics, but on mood, vibe and groove. They sure as hell get me going anyway.

Top 7 Songs to Fuck To:

1. Lullaby, the Cure

I love to seduce men to this song. It’s sexy, mysterious, and a little creepy. With this playing in the background, I like to give my prey a look like I want to have him for dinner. Nom. Nom. Nom.

Favorite lyric: “Don’t struggle like that, I will only love you more.”

2. Closer, Nine Inch Nails

Does it get any hotter? Even without Trent Reznor screaming, “I want to fuck you like an animal,” this song oozes carnality. It starts out slow and builds to an explosive fervor. That’s right, just like a ‘gasm!

Favorite lyric: “Help me become somebody else.”

3. Love to Love You Baby, Donna Summer

Whether disco sucks or disco rules, this song is sure to get you all sexed up. I mean, girlfriend moans and groans her way through the song and it’s got a kick ass, bow-chica-bow-wow groove. What’s not to like?

Favorite lyric: “Ohhhhhhhhh. Unnhhhhhhhhhh.”

4. Flesh for Fantasy, Billy Idol

Okay, so it may be a little 80s teen movie, but it gets the job done. It’s fucking sexy and sexy fucking. Billy Idol’s voice is hot. This is the part when I usually start biting.

Favorite lyric: “Face to face, and back to back, you see and feel my sex attack.”

5. Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover, Sophie B. Hawkins

Based on the title, this may seem more like a song to masturbate to. And if that works for you, I say go for it. But this number has such a sultry, steamy feel and it always makes me want to mount someone.

Favorite lyric: “I’ll give you something sweet each time you come inside my jungle book.”

6. Darling Nikki, Prince

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Well, dayum. I couldn’t make this list without including Prince, could I? I’m fairly certain his full name is Prince of Fuckdom. At least that’s what that little symbol means. I looked it up. There are many sexy songs by this horny fellow, but Darling Nikki is the hottest. Just listen.

Favorite lyric: “Thank you for a funky time; call me up whenever you want grind.”

7. Justify My Love, Madonna

If Prince is the Prince of Fuckdom, then Madonna is the princess. At least she was back before she started looking like she grew a dick. I’m pretty sure this song was recorded solely for fucking purposes. I ain’t mad atcha, Madge.

Favorite lyric: “Wanting… needing… waiting…”

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What is your top song to fuck to? Any mentions of Marvin Gaye or R. Kelly will be mocked.

66 replies

  1. Ah nice, I was hoping for a mention of NIN and you didn’t let me down! Trent Reznor is my geeky rock god idol. A nerdy guy with plenty of gothy history, but now he’s a total hunk, and with a hot Filipino wife to boot. Good post ! 😀

    • Awww, yeah, how did I know you’d be into the disco diva Donna Summer? So hot!

      Do you mean Barney like the purple Barney? Hmm, well… if it gets you going, then… turn it up!

  2. I don’t know about the rest of you all… but this is what I consider fucking music (I’m surprised nobody has mentioned it)

    At least its always gotten any girls I’ve with ready to go….

  3. i’m all on board with the cure.

    i fricken love the cure. That was actually one of my texts to BlogBoyfriend (as i was listening to Just Like Heaven. I was all, “please tell me you like the cure?”

    he said, unfortunately not.

    I almost canceled the BlogDate

  4. Black Velvet is a pretty sexy song. The beat always makes me feel like jumping the nearest available bloke (or like stripping!). No Sex by Limp Bizkit is another great one. It’s a bit slow and is really about not having sex but has some great lines, like ‘sex hs become all I know about you, memories of the filthy things that we do’.
    Now I must go find a bloke I can try these out on. 🙂

  5. i had never heard of most of these songs LOL

    I like Wicked Games by Chris Isaak..but i fear it may be more of a love making rather than fucking song.. lol

  6. … and for when the rip-my-clothes-off, throw-me-against-the-wall, fuck-my-brains-out fucking has peaked, when there’s just enough left for one final effort before sweaty exhaustion claims you both —

    Je t’aime – Serge Gainsborough and Jane Birkin

    I touch myself – Chrissie Amphlett, the Divynils

  7. Hah, I’m on the same page as Harley! 😉

    The rock/alternative remix of “Pony” by FAR. Original by Ginuwine. Oh goodness…Definitely gets me going. And I completely agree with NIN’s “Closer.”

  8. Hehe Harley, that’s funny :p

    I’ve got seven more for you – try ’em out, I think they’re awesome (btw agree totally on Closer, great sex song). Have a listen on Spotify or something, see what you think!

    1. Deep – NIN

    2. After Dark – Dusk til Dawn Soundtrack

    3. I Want My Innocence Back – Emilie Autumn

    4. Part of Me – Chris Cornell

    5. Favourite Damn Disease – Nickelback

    6. Crazy Bitch – Buck Cherry (world’s best fucking song? lol)

    7. Rock Candy – Montrose

  9. One of my personal favorites is Nobody by Keith Sweat…that song can get your blood going, im telling you…this is a great list though. now excuse me while i update my iPod! 😉

  10. Other suggestions (based on beat, not lyrics):

    No One Loves Me by Them Crooked Vultures (It makes me want to fuck. Hard)

    When the Levee Breaks byLed Zeppelin

    You’re the One by The Black Keys (soft love making kind. not hard fucks)

    Don’t tell my mother I said any of this. In fact, I was never here. What’s sex?

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