Being in a new relationship can be tricky. You’re figuring out each other’s quirks, deciding if he’s “the one,” holding in your farts…
But the one thing we can all agree upon about new relationships: the sex rocks.
You’re fucking and sucking ten times a day, it’s the best lovemaking of your life and you find yourself blurting out inane exclamations in the throes of passion, like “Let’s quit our jobs so we can do nothing but fuck each other all day long, every day, forever!” (Yes… guilty.)
A few weeks ago I wrote a post on the most and least romantic song lyrics. Today, I present to you my top 7 songs to fuck to.
Let me be clear, these are not songs to make love to – these are songs to fuck to. I’m not speaking of romance or falling in love, I’m talking about rip-my-clothes-off, throw-me-against-the-wall, fuck-my-brains-out fucking.
I chose these not necessarily based on lyrics, but on mood, vibe and groove. They sure as hell get me going anyway.
Top 7 Songs to Fuck To:
1. Lullaby, the Cure
I love to seduce men to this song. It’s sexy, mysterious, and a little creepy. With this playing in the background, I like to give my prey a look like I want to have him for dinner. Nom. Nom. Nom.
Favorite lyric: “Don’t struggle like that, I will only love you more.”
2. Closer, Nine Inch Nails
Does it get any hotter? Even without Trent Reznor screaming, “I want to fuck you like an animal,” this song oozes carnality. It starts out slow and builds to an explosive fervor. That’s right, just like a ‘gasm!
Favorite lyric: “Help me become somebody else.”
3. Love to Love You Baby, Donna Summer
Whether disco sucks or disco rules, this song is sure to get you all sexed up. I mean, girlfriend moans and groans her way through the song and it’s got a kick ass, bow-chica-bow-wow groove. What’s not to like?
Favorite lyric: “Ohhhhhhhhh. Unnhhhhhhhhhh.”
4. Flesh for Fantasy, Billy Idol
Okay, so it may be a little 80s teen movie, but it gets the job done. It’s fucking sexy and sexy fucking. Billy Idol’s voice is hot. This is the part when I usually start biting.
Favorite lyric: “Face to face, and back to back, you see and feel my sex attack.”
5. Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover, Sophie B. Hawkins
Based on the title, this may seem more like a song to masturbate to. And if that works for you, I say go for it. But this number has such a sultry, steamy feel and it always makes me want to mount someone.
Favorite lyric: “I’ll give you something sweet each time you come inside my jungle book.”
6. Darling Nikki, Prince
Well, dayum. I couldn’t make this list without including Prince, could I? I’m fairly certain his full name is Prince of Fuckdom. At least that’s what that little symbol means. I looked it up. There are many sexy songs by this horny fellow, but Darling Nikki is the hottest. Just listen.
Favorite lyric: “Thank you for a funky time; call me up whenever you want grind.”
7. Justify My Love, Madonna
If Prince is the Prince of Fuckdom, then Madonna is the princess. At least she was back before she started looking like she grew a dick. I’m pretty sure this song was recorded solely for fucking purposes. I ain’t mad atcha, Madge.
Favorite lyric: “Wanting… needing… waiting…”
What is your top song to fuck to? Any mentions of Marvin Gaye or R. Kelly will be mocked.
Categories: In My Most Excellent Opinion
Ah nice, I was hoping for a mention of NIN and you didn’t let me down! Trent Reznor is my geeky rock god idol. A nerdy guy with plenty of gothy history, but now he’s a total hunk, and with a hot Filipino wife to boot. Good post ! 😀
You’re going down – sick puppies. I’d love to get eaten out to this.
OH THE MEMORIES I have of some amazing banging to Closer by NIN. It was after a wedding.. with a nice open-bar buzz on and my dress was still on but hiked up.
definitely a classic song to get it on to.
oh well, chris rock is damn funny. i like his corny jokes and stuffs ;:;
just the mere look of Chris Rock would give you laughs already .
The whole 2nd side of Tattoo You …. great post!
wow, 3, 5, & 7 are on mine too! great minds–who shouldn’t twist–think alike!
is it sad that barney’s I LOVE YOU is also on mine? TMI?
Awww, yeah, how did I know you’d be into the disco diva Donna Summer? So hot!
Do you mean Barney like the purple Barney? Hmm, well… if it gets you going, then… turn it up!
I don’t know about the rest of you all… but this is what I consider fucking music (I’m surprised nobody has mentioned it)
At least its always gotten any girls I’ve with ready to go….
Yes, that is pretty hot. But I’m more into the music than the chick talking on top of it. She sounds bored.
I’ll hava your nagila any time, Denny.
Well played, Single.
Now’s wow brown cow.
i’m all on board with the cure.
i fricken love the cure. That was actually one of my texts to BlogBoyfriend (as i was listening to Just Like Heaven. I was all, “please tell me you like the cure?”
he said, unfortunately not.
I almost canceled the BlogDate
Uh-oh. That Dumps is skating on mighty thin ice. Mighty thin, indeed.
Denny likes The Crue. Not the Cure.
(In other news, anyone know how do do an umlaut on a standard English keyboard?)
I had to look up umlaut. Whatever do yöü mean?
u iz on my blogroll 😀
Aw, thanks, Spicey! I’ve really been meaning to get one of those going. Sowwy so lame 😦
Snoop Doggy ‘ i think this would be cool to fuck to haha
Bow wow wow yipee yo yipee yay. I scream that out during sex anyway.
Black Velvet is a pretty sexy song. The beat always makes me feel like jumping the nearest available bloke (or like stripping!). No Sex by Limp Bizkit is another great one. It’s a bit slow and is really about not having sex but has some great lines, like ‘sex hs become all I know about you, memories of the filthy things that we do’.
Now I must go find a bloke I can try these out on. 🙂
Ironic how a great fucking song would be by a band called Limp Bizkit. Just sayin’.
Normally I hate to post a link in someone’s comments. But well. It’s directly related. Though the song choices might be a bit different. The jist is there 🙂
Dear Boys, Silence Is Not Golden
Uh oh, uh oh. I see R. Kelly in that list…
“I Get Around” by Dragonette; watch the video first…
and BTW…such a good choice!
Oh, I LOVE that song.
Those songs all run at least 2:00 too long.
Oh, Denny. You should learn to like these songs. We’ll get you one of these… might help.
i had never heard of most of these songs LOL
I like Wicked Games by Chris Isaak..but i fear it may be more of a love making rather than fucking song.. lol
Oh, yes, that is definitely in the makin’ love category.
Yep – didn’t read the last line!!!
“I’m a Barbie girl” but only during sloppy anal.
Very interesting. The last time I heard that song was at a drag show. I’m serious.
Got to agree with #1, #3 and #5. But what happened to good old Marvin Gaye and “Let’s get it on”?!?!?
Girrrrrrrl! You asked for it! Did you read the last line of the post? Nya, nya, nya – you have officially been mocked! 😉
… and for when the rip-my-clothes-off, throw-me-against-the-wall, fuck-my-brains-out fucking has peaked, when there’s just enough left for one final effort before sweaty exhaustion claims you both —
Je t’aime – Serge Gainsborough and Jane Birkin
I touch myself – Chrissie Amphlett, the Divynils
OH, yes, I Touch Myself. But I sing that at karaoke. 😉
I downloaded “Lullaby” on iTunes and now I think of you and your hot lover.
Wait, is that weird?
What do you mean, weird? My intention was for everybody to do that.
#5 is one of the sexiest songs EVER.
Yay! Someone else knows it. For some reason, I always think this is a lesbian song. I think she sings about a girl in it. But I can appreciate it even though I’m into peen.
This post was frustrating and made me want to be in a relationship right now!! This will be today’s task. Bye!
Oh, Dumps, you have to try it! But the problem is it only lasts about six months. So I’m enjoying it while I can.
Hah, I’m on the same page as Harley! 😉
The rock/alternative remix of “Pony” by FAR. Original by Ginuwine. Oh goodness…Definitely gets me going. And I completely agree with NIN’s “Closer.”
Why don’t I know these songs? So many sex songs, so little time…
Nice list. My wife is fond of anything by VAST (Visual Audio Sensory Theater). If you haven’t heard em, get into em.
And @Harley: “When the Levee Breaks” Great. F’n. Answer.
Chris Rock says when you get married you don’t fuck any more. You have sex, but you don’t fuck. And you know, Chris Rock is the authority. 😉
I like. I like.
That one’s on my list.
LOVE “Closer”. It’s definitely at the top of my list!!
As it should be.
Hehe Harley, that’s funny :p
I’ve got seven more for you – try ’em out, I think they’re awesome (btw agree totally on Closer, great sex song). Have a listen on Spotify or something, see what you think!
1. Deep – NIN
2. After Dark – Dusk til Dawn Soundtrack
3. I Want My Innocence Back – Emilie Autumn
4. Part of Me – Chris Cornell
5. Favourite Damn Disease – Nickelback
6. Crazy Bitch – Buck Cherry (world’s best fucking song? lol)
7. Rock Candy – Montrose
I see you’ve researched this quite much, haven’t you? Good for you, girl. Sportify? Will have to check out. Here I am being all old-fashioned with YouTube. Thanks!
One of my personal favorites is Nobody by Keith Sweat…that song can get your blood going, im telling you…this is a great list though. now excuse me while i update my iPod! 😉
Just had a listen, and it is pretty sultry, isn’t it? I mean, the guy’s last name is Sweat. He’s automatically sexy.
Other suggestions (based on beat, not lyrics):
No One Loves Me by Them Crooked Vultures (It makes me want to fuck. Hard)
When the Levee Breaks byLed Zeppelin
You’re the One by The Black Keys (soft love making kind. not hard fucks)
Don’t tell my mother I said any of this. In fact, I was never here. What’s sex?
I don’t know what sex is. I was talking about fucking 😉