Happy Singles Awareness Day! That’s right, I have learned that February 14 is officially SAD. I cannot think of a more fitting moniker, as there is no other day on which I am more aware of being single than Valentine’s Day.
Although V-Day traditionally sends most single folks sprinting to the pharmacist to stock up on Lorazepam, I, singlegirlie – the singlest of them all – am telling you it ain’t so bad. No, I am not drunk.
I’ve compiled four articles I’ve written about this “holiday” that are designed specifically to make you feel better. So please read on, and have a giggle on me.
- 14 Celebrities You Don’t Want to Date on Valentine’s Day (NEW! – Long Awkward Pause)
- 15 Reasons Why Being Single on Valentine’s Day Rocks (BuzzFeed)
- Valentine’s Day is for Freaks (Single Girl Blogging)
- Valentine Messages for the Cynical Single Person (Chowderhead)
So whether you get SAD on VD – or get VD on SAD – remember, I’ll be here for you. And now, vodka.
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