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Gentlemen, is the search for the perfect mankini bathing suit bringing you down? Having trouble finding just the right swimwear to effectively accentuate your man goods? Look no further. Now that summer is in full swing, why not treat your schlong to a SLING? A sexy man sling swimsuit, that is!
Made popular by Borat (remember that green string thing of beauty?), the men’s mankini or man sling or banana hammock or whatever you wanna call it now comes in many wonderful varieties. I present to you a list of my recent faves and will be ranking each based on modesty factor. Of course, these are mankini bathing suits we’re talking about, so modesty isn’t the biggest draw here.
Here’s your guide to my modesty meter:
- Peek-a-Boo: Just a tease – leaves plenty to the imagination.
- Cautious Charmer: Keeps things mostly under wraps but hints at fun.
- Bold Bloke: A daring choice that balances coverage with confidence.
- Daring Dandy: For the bold man who’s not afraid to flaunt a bit more.
- Full Monty Marvel: Little left to the imagination – for the ultimate show-off!
Let’s check out some of the marvelous mankini options…
C-string Swimsuit for Men
This “C-string” one-sided mankini by Inderwear is super unique. These lateral man slings made a splash a few years ago when English reality show stars Bobby Norris and Harry Derbidge let it all hang out in Marbella, Spain. The one-sided thong swimsuits have become difficult to find, but Inderwear’s got you covered. Er, partially covered, that is. Not super covered really, but you know what I mean. Reviewers say it’s sexy and surprisingly comfortable.
Get the C-string lateral thong here. Get discount link at end of this post
Here’s a similar one-sided mankini on Amazon.
Modesty meter:
Daring Dandy. You got a whole side there (plus the bum, as it’s a thong) that’s naked. The other side looks fairly easy to pull right off in one fell swoop – but, hey, maybe that’s a good thing.
Classic Borat Mankini
The Chester is a near-perfect dupe of the Borat signature man sling. Perfect for the man who loves to make a statement and isn’t afraid of a little (or a lot) of attention, this iconic swimwear piece will have you channeling your inner Borat with every step. Comes in additional colors, if green ain’t your thing. Very nice!
Get this classic Borat mankini here. Get 10% off with discount code NAOMI10.
Or check out this similar Borat mankini dupe on Amazon.
Modesty meter:
Full Monty Marvel. I mean, it’s a sling. Hello.
Ibiza Swim Men’s Thong
How sweet is this little number? The Ibiza swim thong is a mankini with a tad more coverage while still remaining sexy and flirty. I love the mint green shade, but it comes in coral too, if you’re feeling saucy. Ibiza, here you come!
Get the Ibiza swim thong here.
Similar but in a “brief” bathing suit here on Amazon.
Modesty meter:
Cautious Charmer. The front is demure(ish) but the mesh sides and thong push it up a notch.
Miko Mesh Men’s Swim Briefs
The Miko Mesh mankini bathing suit is giving major retro ‘70s vibes, and I for one am digging it. You gotta love the easy access with the two ties at the hip – just a little tug and you’re ready for action! The website describes this sexy man sling as “unlined for total transparency,” because why hide the goods?
Get the Miko Mesh mankini here. Get discount link at end of this post.
Or check out this similar string mankini on Amazon.
Modesty Meter:
Bold Bloke. The mesh and the strings make this a revealing man sling, but there is full bum coverage (apart from the see-through mesh of course).
The Sascha Cherry Print Men’s Thong
It’s the cherry bomb thong! This cheeky mankini is perfect for those who want to add a splash of fruity flair to their swimwear, with a comfy pouch for your junk. Dare to be bold and sweet all at once. If cherries aren’t your thing, The Sascha comes in a variety of other prints, including Yellow Hibiscus, Rose, Begonia, Polyline and Compass.
Get the Sacha Cherry Print thong here. Get 10% off with discount code NAOMI10.
Modesty Meter:
Peek-a-Boo. Of the mankinis on this list, this one likely has the most fabric.
The Dave UK Mankini Brief
God save the queen in this UK mankini swimsuit. This number features a snug pouch to keep your crown jewels in place and a full back for that perfect mix of coverage and flair. The spicy Union Jack design adds a splash of patriotism (or just a nod to the Brits) to your beach look, but don’t worry – it also comes in a variety of fun patterns to suit any personality.
Get The Dave UK mankini brief here. Get 10% off with discount code NAOMI10.
Looking for a US version? Find the US flag mankini here or here.
Modesty Meter:
Cautious Charmer. The full back’s got your bum covered, but that pouch sure does accentuate those twig-n-berries.
The Griffin Butt Cutout Bathing Suit
Hello, butt cleavage! From the front, The Griffin mankini just looks like a standard bathing suit brief (except maybe on this particular model, ahem, go to the website to see what I mean), but turn around, and BAM! Top o’ the crack to you! Available in a wide range of colors.
Find The Griffin mankini swimsuit here. Get 10% off with discount code NAOMI10.
Or check out this cute blue-and-white mankini here (no butt crack action but still hot).
Modesty Meter:
Peek-a-Boo. Just a little hint of bum cleavage for your viewing pleasure.
New Look Double Strap Men’s Thong
HOW CUTE IS THIS? This men’s mankini with its tropical hibiscus pattern makes me wanna sip a pina colada in Maui. The double strap thong gives it a little something extra that will make you stand out on the sand – not to mention full bum exposure. This one is loved on Instagram (or was it the model’s abs?), so if you’re fishing for likes, this is the man sling swimsuit for you.
Get the Double Strap Men’s Thong here. Get discount link at end of this post.
Or check out this similar men’s G-string mankini bathing suit on Amazon.
Modesty Meter:
Bold Bloke. It’s a full thong in the back, so your buns are in full view. But the front part isn’t the most revealing on the list, so a few modesty points given.
Laminated Swim Thong by Modus Vivendi
Ahoy, sailor! I salute this black-and-white striped mankini, that offers a real “wet look” with its groovy laminated microfiber fabric – made from recycled plastic bottles. Modus Vivendi is known for its sexy and stylish men’s swimsuits, and now they’re eco-friendly, too. Comes in blue-and-white stripes as well. Aye aye!
Get the laminated swim thong here. Get discount link at end of this post.
Or find a similar striped mankini here on Amazon.
Modesty Meter:
Cautious Charmer. While it’s a thong, meaning buns are out and proud, the front actually gives fairly significant coverage.
Ring Swim Bodysuit Mankini by Andrew Christian
Similar to the Borat-inspired men’s sling swimsuit but with a little extra somethin’-somethin’ and higher quality (Andrew Christian knows what’s up). The website describes this man sling thusly: “Almost Naked anatomically correct pouch with fun snuggle fit.” IDK what that means but “anatomically correct”, “fun” and “snuggle” all sound like positives to me.
Get the Ring Swim Bodysuit here. Get discount link at end of this post.
Or try this higher cut one without the rings here.
Modesty Meter:
Daring Dandy. A bold choice, but not cut quite as low as the Borat classic.
Luxury Body Thong Manikini
If you want to take it even further than basic Borat, this luxury body thong mankini is the ultimate in high-end men’s swimwear. This snakeskin-like pattern will make you wanna slither and glide through the pool like an anaconda. And yes, it comes in other colors – green, black, brown and white.
Get the luxury body thong here. Get discount link at end of this post.
Or find a similar, affordable version of this mankini on Amazon.
Modesty Meter:
Bold Bloke. Definitely more material to keep things under wraps than the other singlets on the list. Yet still clingy.
Justin + Simon Bulge Thong
Whoa, nelly. You gotta be one confident zaddy to sport this here man sling. But if you’re feeling wary, it does come with some assurance. According to the website, the ‘kini has a “front pouch specially created to have a very exciting effect… that holds and lifts your package producing an enhancement.” I suppose it’s called a “bulge thong” for a reason. Comes in a rainbow of colors.
Get the Justin + Simon bulge thong mankini here.
Or find a similar package-enhancing thong here.
Modesty Meter:
Full Monty Marvel. This one screams “EVERYONE LOOK AT MY THING!”
Candyman One Shoulder Bodysuit
Isn’t this is just so Gaga-esque? The cutouts, the chains, the single shoulder strap. This hot one-shoulder bodysuit is a statement mankini for the true avante-garde or those about to shoot their first experimental music video. Just don’t stay out in the rays too long, lest you burn on some hard-to-explain tan lines.
Get the Candyman One-Shoulder Bodysuit here.
Alternatively, try this one-shoulder version of this mankini here.
Modesty Meter:
Daring Dandy. While it’s not THE most revealing, the bravado needed to rock this piece is substantial.
Jor Tropical Swim Thong
So, this one’s a bit more basic, but basics are important, are they not? And the tropical pattern on this mankini is perfect for grabbing a mai tai and lounging under a palm tree – or body surfing in the island waves. It is a thong, nonetheless, so the back view lets you showcase your squeezable derriere. Wait, did I really just say “derriere?”
Find the Jor Tropical swim thong here.
Or try a similar version of the tropical man sling here.
Modesty Meter:
Peek-a-Boo. Perfect for the modest man who wants a hint of adventure without baring it all.
Joe Snyder Body Mesh
Okay, the body mesh man sling you see here makes the Borat mankini look tame by comparison. If you wanna flaunt whatcha got and get some hearts racing, this lace baby’s for you. The back is a daring duo of strings nestled between your cheeks, and the waist band? Totally optional.
Get the body mesh man sling here.
Modesty Meter:
Full Monty Marvel. All-out daring, for the ultimate exhibitionist.
Benefits of the Mankini
While not everyone is a fan of these new trunks for your – ahem – trunk, I for one believe they offer many advantages:
1. No more size secrets.
No more waiting till coitus to find out what Mr. Man is packing. With these subtlety-free man slings, you know precisely whether you’re getting a python or a pinky.
2. Goodbye, pale thighs.
Guys, do you ever strip off your board shorts only to have your partner scream in horror at your pasty white thighs? These high-cut suits prevent those awkward mid-thigh tan lines that make you look like you’re wearing a perpetual pair of hairy, sun-kissed thigh-highs.
3. Good for the gander.
Women endure pain and discomfort in their pursuit of pulchritude on a daily basis. This is a wonderful chance for the men folk to experience what it’s like to walk around with a string up their butts… and to have their pubic hair ripped out by the root (see manscaping note below).
A Few Words of Warning
Now, my sausage-wielding compadres, before you run out and snatch one up in every color, take heed that there are a few potential hazards you should be aware of:
Potential hazard #1: Gravity.
As a bikini wearer myself, I can attest that getting these bottoms to stay up – particularly during a romp in the waves or plummeting off a high dive – is sometimes a challenge. Just be sure to check yourself after rigorous activity to make sure your man sling hasn’t dropped past your knees.
Potential Hazard #2: Manscaping is a must.
No one wants to see your man bush, fellas. At least, not in public. Escort your bikini line to a good waxing joint, stat. If you need a referral, I’ll give you the number to the lady who does mine. I’m sure she’ll be gentle. Heh-heh.
Potential hazard #3: Beware the dick slip.
When it comes to these salami straps, I’m afraid they are more about form than function. I do not recommend beach volleyball or even heavy breathing while sporting one of these. One false move and BOIIIING! Say hello to my little friend.
Potential hazard #4: Keep yer bum clean.
It goes in your ass crack. ‘Nuff said.
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What do you think of these sexy man slings? Which is your fave?
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There are people who should never ever wear these and I bet those will be the ones wearing them. An arse crack wax would be needed for these to. For some bizarre reason I have a mental image of Freddie Mercury in one of these. I really don’t know why but apparently he was huge downstairs. I don’t think he would have been contained by one of these :-!
I have some suggestions to improve that product:
– they could put a press button – or even better a lace like on a bikini – at the hip position to make it possible to change the side without plopping out the things (have to exercise a bit to find the right trick). 😀
– I think asymetric styles are not really good design. As a man you can put two of these on each leg, in one the thing, in the other a sock or stuff like keys etc and ask women “Guess which side…” ;D … you could switch sides from time to time…
– change color to “seamless skin” (different tanning shades 😉 and no one will notice the size or irritate children’s eyes Hehehe… Or make it printable to seamless fit on tattoes beyond 😉
– I even could imagine a version with fluorescent colors. At night as a women your boy friend will be a guiding light at night.
– the product should have a additional flap or “sleeve” beneath to fasten the manly parts into place. It could be a special edition for volleyball players.
I will wait several time if that product is improved 😀
Girls used to pad their bras. Would men stuff a sock in it?
Gay guys like the strangest things…
OMG i would sooo wear that just to piss people off! Im with most guys and would rather go naked than wear it but after reading comment’s, i would wear just to be different. My female friends said im to big to wear but we will find out.
Pathetic
I’m so tired of all the bikini pics out here being of photoshopped women. Time to give us girls some eye candy. Fair is fair!! Lol
Looks like a nut cup for fruits. It’s just the opposite of when Del Monte made a Fruit Cup for Nuts ( Pineapples, Grapes, Cherries, Pears, and a dose of Thorazine)
I would much rather use my imagination… if a man came up to me wearing one of those… I believe I would have a difficult time containing my horrendous LAUGHTER!
no straight man that I know would ever wear that especially in public at a beach..that’s one of the most dumbest bathing suits I’ve seen for men
What happens if they get a boner? 😳
lol… That’s what I said!!!
Wow realy girls are more perverted then dudes lol… freaks
Yeah…. DUH! Where have you been? Lol… Classy! (But trashy!) so u men get it all… the good, the bad AND the ugly! (And Of course… The beauty!)
I came across this style 6 years ago and have worn it pretty much exclusively since then, both as underwear and for tanning.
I have had many positive comments from people that have seen me wear it while tanning, good to know you appreciate the style too.
This makes me very, very happy.
Aw you make me happy! Where you been, girl? Hey, shoot me an email when you have a minute, kay? singlegirlie @ ymail.com. I wanna ask you something.
Imagine men wearing like this on the beach 😀
I’d like to watch them frolic on the beach in these.
Couldn’t they just periodically switch sides to get an even tan?
Hey now, that is a stupendous idea! But they might have to turn the thing inside out. Hopefully they make it with reversible fabric.
If they didn’t, I think we need to get on that. It doubles the wear-ability and no pesky tan lines.
They should listen to us.
This disturbs and tickles me on so many levels I don’t even know where to begin! Honestly, even the hottest man in Hollywood (muscle-bound or not) would look a little…”lacking” in this get up.
The package is something most men are self-conscious about the size of anyway, so if they don’t have a lot, they’ll definitely not be able to hide it and if they are generously endowed, then most women will look a bit horrified as they past them, covering the eyes of small children along the way.
I hope to never see one of these in person:)
I hope hope hope I do see one of these in person. It would be most entertaining to see a guy walk around struggling to keep the damn thing up. Oh, the fun never ends!
Ha Ha! I’ll have to do a special ‘Mankini’ video for you! How about jogging on the spot!! – that will get the blood flowing into certain areas!!! LOL
Oh yes, yes, please do.
One of the strange and alarming signs of the apocalypse. I’d rather just go nude and not have to worry about it slipping off the front or flossing the rear. Unless it’s held on in front by tiny suction cups inside the material, a guy would have to have a certain minimum mass of genitalia just to keep it on.
No, nude is definitely the way to go.
Hmm, suction cups. You may be onto something here.
Offering this as one of those pinky guys, I’m certain it would take either some advanced-technology suction dots to keep that thing on the front, or a pact with the devil. Those never seem to turn out well, except for the devil.
I’d probably find that once on, it’d never be able to be removed. Worse than the lifetime mullet haircut I got from my last poorly-crafted deal. Come to think of it, having a pinky down there may have been an unintended consequence of an earlier deal.
Personally I would rather go nude than wear anything like that, this looks like a comedy outfit – something that Borat might wear!! The male body looks comedic in something like this – I must admit I do quite a lot of my own comedy routines in the nude, that’s it I’m out to buy one of these right now!! Here’s a sample of my work – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu5Qv3nA4RE
Oh sweet! Please send photos of you in the new sausage sling. Chances are you won’t even have to speak a word and will still bring the house down.
I think they’re out right disgusting as well be walking naked
Oh dear god I cannot help but love them. If someone had enough confidence, or enough ‘I don’t give a shit’ attitude to wear one why not. But yeah definitely wipe your bum good and clean after a poo! No one wants to see that!
True… I do salute anyone with confidence. Sadly, many times the people who have the confidence to wear these types of things are not the people who should EVER wear these types of things.
I saw these a while ago (not in real, thankfully), a friend shared a picture of them on facebook. I think they’re just awful, I really really don’t see what’s attractive about them, even on a really buff guy, they’re just naff aren’t they? Maybe they’ll become mainstream and we’ll get used to seeing them, but I really hope not. Shorts guys. Please. Always go for the shorts.
I am pretty much with you, but was thinking the other day… You know what’s funny? Only in ‘Merica do the mens never wear bikini-type bathing suits like Speedos or whatever. In Europe, that’s what they wear. And it kinda makes sense if you’re, you know, swimming. I imagine long knee shorts get uncomfortable when they’re soppy wet. And man legs actually can be attractive (well, not all of them… but hello World Cup players), so I wonder why at some point in the US we decided men need to cover it all up while the rest of the world is perfectly fine with the tighties? I mean, if we lived over there we probably wouldn’t think it was gross, right?
But then again, maybe it has something to do with 33% of Americans being obese…
Well here in England, we prefer the shorts too 🙂 We’re not proper Europe in that way…or in lots of other ways!
Ha, true! You folks are still holding onto those pounds, aren’t you? I do love you Brits, though.
Yep, we’re keeping a firm grip on our pounds! And our men in shorts 🙂
As a friend of mine once said Speedos to much information
What the hell is that?? hahaha it’s absolutely hilarious!
It’s the best thing to hit the beach since Borat in that big green “V!”
It’s just horrid, lol.
You need to be more positive. You know, look at it as the thong is half full!
LOL 😀
Hilarious!
It seems like some kind of gag gift, just a joke. Maybe something to make someone put on for the sake of a dare. Nobody would really wear this without irony. Would they? Would they?!?!?
Two words: Europe. Oh, wait, that’s one word. But yeah.
Most sales to take place on the Internet rather than in Brick and Mortar stores. Just guessing
You should come to Santa Monica Boulevard in West Hollywood.
ha, ha, ha, ha…this is hilarious…ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…
ha, ha, ha…i am sorry…but this has me laughing a lot…those photos!
gosh…..no real comment cause i am laughing too much….
LOL! That’s really all these things are. Funny. And I’m so glad for that.
I would think playing coy with a woman you find attractive is pretty much… uh… “out” while wearing one of these.
If by “being coy” you mean keeping ol’ bowser down, um, yeah. Well, that’s one way to keep my penis envy in check, Ned!
I think keeping my penis in check is the bigger issue. In a manner of speaking…
Is that really the bigger issue, Ned? Ah, men. Always trying to inflate the size of their… issues.
Hopefully, I will never need the inflatable kind.
I think it’s a sign of the impending apocalypse. Ugh.
Hahaha. The apocalypse = every man in a C-string. Even Danny DeVito.
You are evil. Thanks for that mental imagine.
Hehehehe 😛
Love the banana by the way. That reduces my resentment somewhat 😉